The Mysterious Empty Spacesuit In Control
@strikepenguin.bsky.social
School and dirt for loosing.
Also I feel like the whole "that's undiginifed for the White House" and outrage over Trump's tackiness already proved meaningless back when this picture was taken..
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Also I feel like the whole "that's undiginifed for the White House" and outrage over Trump's tackiness already proved meaningless back when this picture was taken..
“The flight is full so we need ten volunteers to check their carryon bags for free. We are out of overhead space.”
Me, who just spent $35 to check his bag to get through security:
Me, who just spent $35 to check his bag to get through security:
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“The flight is full so we need ten volunteers to check their carryon bags for free. We are out of overhead space.”
Me, who just spent $35 to check his bag to get through security:
Me, who just spent $35 to check his bag to get through security:
That’s one dangit for Bobby, one giant That Boy Ain’t Right for mankind
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That’s one dangit for Bobby, one giant That Boy Ain’t Right for mankind
Twelve years. They have been so mad at this picture for twelve fucking years.
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Twelve years. They have been so mad at this picture for twelve fucking years.
It’s incredibly funny how the entire American right wing has been incandescently angry at this picture for 12 years
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s incredibly funny how the entire American right wing has been incandescently angry at this picture for 12 years
Hitting the gym instead of the range like
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hitting the gym instead of the range like
Watching the current admin use border enforcement as their excuse for everything like
October 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Watching the current admin use border enforcement as their excuse for everything like
So they've gone from "Man in Utah with rifle" to "White man in Utah with patriotic shirt"
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So they've gone from "Man in Utah with rifle" to "White man in Utah with patriotic shirt"
Post a meme you made
August 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Post a meme you made
"Here's a list of people who don't use words I say everyone on this list uses"
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Here's a list of people who don't use words I say everyone on this list uses"
The whole lists thing is weird.
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The whole lists thing is weird.
Post a movie from the year you were born
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Post a movie from the year you were born
Anything with this on it
August 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Anything with this on it
I was feeling pretty good until I had the bright idea to look at home prices. $300k gets you a crumbling shack in these parts. Somehow empty lots on the edge of town are $250k and come with HOAs.
August 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I was feeling pretty good until I had the bright idea to look at home prices. $300k gets you a crumbling shack in these parts. Somehow empty lots on the edge of town are $250k and come with HOAs.
The show wallows in it like we can't see where this is going, and I'm just sitting here like
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The show wallows in it like we can't see where this is going, and I'm just sitting here like