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Stuart McPherson
@stuartmcpherson.bsky.social
I do stand up and writing
glanced into a church and this was the slide on the projector
February 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey, I uploaded a brand new hour long comedy special for FREE on YouTube dot com last night

It’s called “Love That For Me”, it’s a show I did at the 2023 Fringe. Hope you like it 💕

youtu.be/4snqjrYWR84?...
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Getting the Severance brain chip procedure to send one (1) email
February 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Santa’s getting jacked this year
December 15, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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my full special comes out on youtube tomorrow! tell a friend!
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM
We should have known Morrissey was a wank when he wrote Everyday is Like Sunday (negative). Sundays are class you big mad freak have a lie down and watch the snooker
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Tough day to have a Gregg Wallace pop socket
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I like the AI summary Google searches bring up now. It’s nice to get a little blast of wrong information before you start as a palate cleanser
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
In a different time zone btw I’m not just getting smashed and tweeting the worst shit you ever saw in the middle of the night, I’m tweeting the worst shit you ever saw with all my faculties at a normal time of day
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 AM
(Sean Connery impression) Father John Misty’s second single She Cleans Up from his sixth successive album Mahashmashana
November 23, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Some Laugh Stands Up Christmas Show

Sunday 8th November | Blackfriars Glasgow

Tickets here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Gla...
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Lot of pressure on this “new to Blue Sky… like 10 posts to show us what content you enjoy”. Like I like this photo of a duck but do I want my feed to be 10% ducks? I guess I do, is what I’m learning about myself
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Every year my mate Ben sends this message into the chat on the eve of the UK championship snooker qualifying “judgement day”, knowing full well none of us care about it
November 20, 2024 at 10:59 AM
So far for me Blue Sky is failing to deliver the best elements of “the glory days of Twitter” (me being 15 - 21 years old)
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Just told a customer service worker I’m disgruntled with that I have over 30 followers on blue sky and I’m sure they’d love to hear about this
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM