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Grace Jarvis
@gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
I am a stand-up comedian and that is okay

https://linktr.ee/gracejarvis
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if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
I’ve been thinking about the worms on the de-worming chocolate box since I was a kid, I just think they’re such fun little guys! they each look like such a good hang
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ve made a Discord server for my podcast, if anyone’s into that: discord.gg/Hu66hp5WHN
Join the The Agonies for Agonisers Discord Server!
A discussion/community forum for The Agonies with Grace Jarvis | 3 members
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November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
stop doing Strange Things to those kids leave them alone
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
the original hot girl summer
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
my mum and I went to see The Play That Goes Wrong tonight and just before the show started all the actors were running around the theatre, panicked, asking everybody if they’ve seen a dog and the guy sitting next to us genuinely said, “do you think it’s part of the show or is the dog actually lost?”
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I just need [5] more attributes to become an interesting character!
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I miss when most businesses were interested in making a quality product for their customers.
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Rain will often turn to hail if it fails to get enough attention
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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i could give up magnificently
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
our landlord is trying to sell our flat and there was supposed to be a viewing at 11:30, but I didn’t wake up until 12:30 so I’m not sure if they just didn’t come or if they viewed the house with me asleep in it like I was under some kind of fairytale spell
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I am the poster girl for post-viral illness
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A brand-new bonus episode of Autistic Women Oversharing is now live for your listening pleasure over on Patreon, featuring the hilarious @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social . Do we have ADHD, they ask, posting this several months late!
Autistic Women Oversharing - ADHD quiz part 2 ft. Grace Jarvis | The Daily Tism
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November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Australian and New Zealand-made art is some of the best art in the whole world, I don’t fuck with cultural cringe or tall poppy syndrome - we’re good
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I notice that the same freaks who are very into The Matrix when it comes to misusing the red pill metaphor in aid of misogyny are weirdly not as opposed to AI being forced upon us as they should be
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
you should listen to episode 26 of The Agonies with @davidpostoffice.bsky.social & @ajinhd.bsky.social ✨ we establish which pokémon we are, our fighting styles, our most controversial takes and towards the end Correos starts drinking a mysterious unlabelled goo and I haven’t seen him since
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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i love making wizards guess things with little to no clues
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
no costume, unlike you posers I am truly embracing the spooky season by waiting to discover if my boyfriend has gastro in a science experiment exclusively hinged on whether I get it too
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?

Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social

Full show here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
polyester halloween costumes are to me what garlic is to vampires watch me hiss and run out of the room to wash the feeling off my hands
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!

In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!
The Daily Tism News Halloween Special
Podcast Episode · The Daily Tism News (Audio Version) · 27/10/2025 · 26m
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October 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
you should be allowed to take a break from sweating while you’re on holiday
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
you should be able to smoke weed with your dog
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my most prolific hobby is moving an ice pack around to different parts of my body
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I am once again at the shops looking for a face cream that will change my life
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
there’s no way to make this a functional technology, but I wish there was a way to completely block my access to TikTok on my phone except in the instances that I have to post something or that I’m having diarrhoea
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM