For the ballsy among you, you could pick up what you want to donate and drop it straight into the collection point before you've paid.

Tesco made £3.1bn profit last year so don't feel bad about them for a nanosecond.

If they put some bullshit like that on Xmas eve again, I swear to god...

I've had it MONTHS. I can't wait to not like half of them.

Never seen a head like that on a cider!

I'm so happy for you, this would be a huge opportunity.

Is there anything worse than seeing a "presentation" in the design view of PowerPoint? Should be illegal.

I just did it with a credit card check, which feels much better than a face scan or submitting ID or something.

I just watched 28 Weeks Later, and will watch 28 Years Later tomorrow, but haven't watched 28 Days Later. I'm rogue.

All my tomato plants grew to be tall bois last year. Not a single tomato.

I got in trouble aged about 10 at school when for an animal project I chose the booby, the shag, and the tit. I was always hilarious.

People say social media bubble like it's a bad thing

I don't think I will ever get my head around the "right wing of the labour party". It's like the really hot bit of the ice cube, or the driest part of the sea.