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Food insta used to be mostly people using too much cheese and then elaborately pulling it apart, but now it seems to be scraping a knife on something crispy and then putting a microphone next to your mouth to exaggerate how crunchy something is.
Crispy is the new gooey I guess?
Crispy is the new gooey I guess?
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Food insta used to be mostly people using too much cheese and then elaborately pulling it apart, but now it seems to be scraping a knife on something crispy and then putting a microphone next to your mouth to exaggerate how crunchy something is.
Crispy is the new gooey I guess?
Crispy is the new gooey I guess?
Either your spotify wrapped is mostly artists no one else has heard of and you're a weirdo, or it's mostly artists everyone knows and you're basic. There is no third option.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Either your spotify wrapped is mostly artists no one else has heard of and you're a weirdo, or it's mostly artists everyone knows and you're basic. There is no third option.
A reminder that while buying things for a foodbank is a good thing to do, a better thing to do is give the money straight to the foodbank. They can buy what they need wholesale and a supermarket doesn't make a profit from their in-store collections.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A reminder that while buying things for a foodbank is a good thing to do, a better thing to do is give the money straight to the foodbank. They can buy what they need wholesale and a supermarket doesn't make a profit from their in-store collections.
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Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Look what we have here then.
It just took me 46 attempts to successfully plug in my Coros watch. Not an exaggeration, I counted. It's such a good watch otherwise, how can the charger be so bad?
September 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It just took me 46 attempts to successfully plug in my Coros watch. Not an exaggeration, I counted. It's such a good watch otherwise, how can the charger be so bad?
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I've always worried about what if your surprise clonk to the back of the head just kills them, or they hit their head again when they land? Why are they always so confident their strike was perfectly measured? That's not how that works at all.
June 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I've always worried about what if your surprise clonk to the back of the head just kills them, or they hit their head again when they land? Why are they always so confident their strike was perfectly measured? That's not how that works at all.
If a dog does a big stretch and no one is there to say "ooh big stretch" did they really do a big stretch at all?
June 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If a dog does a big stretch and no one is there to say "ooh big stretch" did they really do a big stretch at all?
I'm just a simple southern lad with no respect for corners, the middle bits, or any of the north or east. Sorry.
May 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm just a simple southern lad with no respect for corners, the middle bits, or any of the north or east. Sorry.
This is incredibly specific.
May 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is incredibly specific.
Got my hair cut. Barber asked if I'd considered a hair transplant. Probably won't go back.
May 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Got my hair cut. Barber asked if I'd considered a hair transplant. Probably won't go back.
This is my PBs converted to VDOT by distance, which shows just how absurd my mile PB is.
I make charts because I'm fun.
I make charts because I'm fun.
April 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is my PBs converted to VDOT by distance, which shows just how absurd my mile PB is.
I make charts because I'm fun.
I make charts because I'm fun.
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I've been watching Psych on Netflix, which isn't great but easy to watch. Now it's leaving Netflix in a month and I'm going to need to watch 80 episodes. I am not a binger and this goes against all my instincts.
April 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I've been watching Psych on Netflix, which isn't great but easy to watch. Now it's leaving Netflix in a month and I'm going to need to watch 80 episodes. I am not a binger and this goes against all my instincts.
Played a bit of football this week. The highlight by a long way was an opposition player losing his head and mouthing off at the ref who then ordered "come here" so he could be booked.
Player angrily shouts back "you come HERE" and we fell about laughing as he got sent off.
Player angrily shouts back "you come HERE" and we fell about laughing as he got sent off.
March 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Played a bit of football this week. The highlight by a long way was an opposition player losing his head and mouthing off at the ref who then ordered "come here" so he could be booked.
Player angrily shouts back "you come HERE" and we fell about laughing as he got sent off.
Player angrily shouts back "you come HERE" and we fell about laughing as he got sent off.
Tomorrow I'm going to the University of "Warwick" and I'm not at all happy about the geographical situation.
March 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Tomorrow I'm going to the University of "Warwick" and I'm not at all happy about the geographical situation.
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in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter
It's always worrying to find things like this. It must be important for attaching something to something else, and I guess I'll just have to wait and see what falls apart.
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's always worrying to find things like this. It must be important for attaching something to something else, and I guess I'll just have to wait and see what falls apart.
SPAIN I AM IN YOU
February 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
SPAIN I AM IN YOU
Is this the most British weather forecast in history?
February 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Is this the most British weather forecast in history?
How is this man called Emiliano when he so obviously should be a Josh.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
How is this man called Emiliano when he so obviously should be a Josh.
I'm really surprised this doesn't happen more often. Not that I'd ever get one, but I'd turn it down for the same reasons.
Hillsborough campaigner Phil Scraton refuses OBE
"I could not accept an honour tied in name to the 'British Empire'. In my scholarship and teaching I remain a strong critic of the historical, cultural and political contexts of imperialism and their international legacy." ❤️
"I could not accept an honour tied in name to the 'British Empire'. In my scholarship and teaching I remain a strong critic of the historical, cultural and political contexts of imperialism and their international legacy." ❤️
Hillsborough campaigner Phil Scraton refuses OBE
Hillsborough campaigner Prof Phil Scraton turns down an OBE in the Queen's New Year Honours list.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm really surprised this doesn't happen more often. Not that I'd ever get one, but I'd turn it down for the same reasons.
I don't quite know what happened but I listened to a LOT more music in 2024...
Top artists:
1: Sammy Rae & The Friends
2: Jukebox the Ghost
3: Couch
4: Lawrence
5: Lake Street Dive
6: The Dip
7: Melt
8: Ripe
9: Carr
10: Stephen Day
11: Cheekface
12: Chappell Roan
Top artists:
1: Sammy Rae & The Friends
2: Jukebox the Ghost
3: Couch
4: Lawrence
5: Lake Street Dive
6: The Dip
7: Melt
8: Ripe
9: Carr
10: Stephen Day
11: Cheekface
12: Chappell Roan
January 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I don't quite know what happened but I listened to a LOT more music in 2024...
Top artists:
1: Sammy Rae & The Friends
2: Jukebox the Ghost
3: Couch
4: Lawrence
5: Lake Street Dive
6: The Dip
7: Melt
8: Ripe
9: Carr
10: Stephen Day
11: Cheekface
12: Chappell Roan
Top artists:
1: Sammy Rae & The Friends
2: Jukebox the Ghost
3: Couch
4: Lawrence
5: Lake Street Dive
6: The Dip
7: Melt
8: Ripe
9: Carr
10: Stephen Day
11: Cheekface
12: Chappell Roan