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Stu Kingston
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Football manager, purveyor of Stairlifts, shithouse. Hudds, UK. All posts and opinions are from the voices under my bed.
Him and the evil boiler were the advert villain pinups.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*Creates wiki page for “The 2025 Explicit Poland Rebuke”*
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve been banging on about Chiles for years
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
HARD COPY ONLY.

It’s the reason why after the bombs drop, the man with the hard copy pornography will be king.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is why I’m halfway through printing out Wikipedia
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pubic Herr
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It wa a bad choice for all of us
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I COULD MURDER A CURRY is a dead giveaway, if you excuse the pune.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You need

A Touch of Frost 1992-2010
Department Q 2025
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Haaaaaaas anyone seen

Bacon?
Peter Schmiechel?
Sandi Toksvig?
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I alway thought he was to do with Apple
Juice
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What hell hath we wraught
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Didn’t gazza say that he thought Dick Advocaat was a fruit flavoured condom when he went into Rangers
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
NO LETS
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Juan Mata - John Kills
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lil’ Bobby ‘Osses to his mates
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
South Park did
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I do this with people in football.

Kevin De Bruyne = Kevin The Brown
Franck LeBoeuf = Stamp the beef
Regis Le bris = Reggie The Cheese
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM