Stu Kingston
@stulekingston.bsky.social
Football manager, purveyor of Stairlifts, shithouse. Hudds, UK. All posts and opinions are from the voices under my bed.
@barryglendenning.bsky.social I hope you’re sorry about your close shave joke. Low hanging fruit 😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@barryglendenning.bsky.social I hope you’re sorry about your close shave joke. Low hanging fruit 😂
Every Adrian Chiles column byline reads like the ramblings of an elderly drunk man at a bus stop that you can’t get away from
I am the king of the common cold – and I can tell you how to avoid one | Adrian Chiles
I am the king of the common cold – and I can tell you how to avoid one | Adrian Chiles
No one suffers a cold like I do. Drops and brandy don’t touch the sides – but thanks to a friendly singer, I’ve learned a more extreme regime for countering the snuffles, writes Adrian Chiles
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every Adrian Chiles column byline reads like the ramblings of an elderly drunk man at a bus stop that you can’t get away from
Dear Jess M
You need A Touch Of Frost
You need A Touch Of Frost
we NEED to bring this archetypical character back. We've gone too long without lil scrungly guys, society is suffering, young men have nothing to look up to
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dear Jess M
You need A Touch Of Frost
You need A Touch Of Frost
@talksport.com I hope you have a breathalyser kit for Alan Brazil tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@talksport.com I hope you have a breathalyser kit for Alan Brazil tomorrow
@maxrushden.bsky.social Scotland did what Barney Ronay couldn’t, and pissed on Barry’s chips.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social Scotland did what Barney Ronay couldn’t, and pissed on Barry’s chips.
@maxrushden.bsky.social I am dutifully listening back to The Warmup having missed it on Sunday doing various chores and dog walking. Imagine my shock at Barry wearing the exact dark red jumper that I have, and frequently wear.
Accordingly, I have burned every piece of clothing I own.
Accordingly, I have burned every piece of clothing I own.
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social I am dutifully listening back to The Warmup having missed it on Sunday doing various chores and dog walking. Imagine my shock at Barry wearing the exact dark red jumper that I have, and frequently wear.
Accordingly, I have burned every piece of clothing I own.
Accordingly, I have burned every piece of clothing I own.
This scans pretty well, there’s a whole bunch of building contractors he couldn’t figure out how to pay either
Trump reveals he has no idea how to pay the $10K he promised air traffic controllers who kept working through the shutdown
Trump reveals he has no idea how to pay the $10K he promised air traffic controllers
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This scans pretty well, there’s a whole bunch of building contractors he couldn’t figure out how to pay either
Imagine straddling both the wrong and right sides of history
Dick Cheney warns about the dangers of Donald Trump in resurfaced clip
Dick Cheney warns about the dangers of Donald Trump in resurfaced clip
Dick Cheney warns about the dangers of Donald Trump in resurfaced clip
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Imagine straddling both the wrong and right sides of history
Went as The Gatekeeper and The Keymaster on Halloween with the Mrs
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Went as The Gatekeeper and The Keymaster on Halloween with the Mrs
Reposted by Stu Kingston
The Book Of Moron #ToryMusical
The Phantom Of The OBR #ToryMusical
#ToryMusical hashtag game opportunity, right there
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The Book Of Moron #ToryMusical
I for one demand a whole rewrite of law and order where Ice T only talks about liquid shit
“The kids are calling it diarrhea. It’s like peepee but it’s poopoo.”
November 13, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I for one demand a whole rewrite of law and order where Ice T only talks about liquid shit
I want themed or pun restaurants. I want a Jurassic Park themed steak restaurant called Clever Grill. I want a coffee shop with slow service called Better Latte Than Never. I want a bakery with heavy usage of Dill in the mixture called Dill Dough.
🚨IT’S TRASH TUESDAY🚨
show me what you got, and a reminder. today isn’t just focused on “trash takes”, i wanna see all those unhinged thoughts on full display 💕
show me what you got, and a reminder. today isn’t just focused on “trash takes”, i wanna see all those unhinged thoughts on full display 💕
what’s trash tuesday you may ask? it’s the day we all post stream of consciousness and flops don’t exist
October 24, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I want themed or pun restaurants. I want a Jurassic Park themed steak restaurant called Clever Grill. I want a coffee shop with slow service called Better Latte Than Never. I want a bakery with heavy usage of Dill in the mixture called Dill Dough.
Once again I have to think of shit to type for people to read like a hostage to popularity and once again I will fucking do it. Welcome to Bluesky, I guess.
October 24, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Once again I have to think of shit to type for people to read like a hostage to popularity and once again I will fucking do it. Welcome to Bluesky, I guess.