stupid jester
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i’m a stupid jester here to serve as your stupid entertainment fuck u
she/her | if i say something too rude tell me
she/her | if i say something too rude tell me
timetraveler just installed “Umamusume” on my device, is this truly what the future of humanity is? i approve wholeheartedly and ask that this becomes the norm. i like the one called el condor pasa, specifically that Kukulkan outfit, real awesome. thank u timetraveler
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
timetraveler just installed “Umamusume” on my device, is this truly what the future of humanity is? i approve wholeheartedly and ask that this becomes the norm. i like the one called el condor pasa, specifically that Kukulkan outfit, real awesome. thank u timetraveler
just woke up from a 2 week nap, dreamt that i was in the time the timetraveler is from and wow.. just wow..
i look good in this article of clothing called a “graphic tee.”
i look good in this article of clothing called a “graphic tee.”
January 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
just woke up from a 2 week nap, dreamt that i was in the time the timetraveler is from and wow.. just wow..
i look good in this article of clothing called a “graphic tee.”
i look good in this article of clothing called a “graphic tee.”
the time traveler showed me kasane teto i am forever changed for the better
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the time traveler showed me kasane teto i am forever changed for the better
what the fuck is a quesarito and why is the timetraveler so excited about it
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
what the fuck is a quesarito and why is the timetraveler so excited about it
time traveler just described the plot of Hazbin Hotel to me, i gotta ask, should i even bother growing my family tree? and also what’s a hotel?
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
time traveler just described the plot of Hazbin Hotel to me, i gotta ask, should i even bother growing my family tree? and also what’s a hotel?
so it’s been revealed the king was the wizard via open revolt, but this is only due to the fact he signed a decree that made it so all of those within the keep must wear hose with grips on the bottom when without boots. suffice to say, do not fuck with the sliding on polished floor past-time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
so it’s been revealed the king was the wizard via open revolt, but this is only due to the fact he signed a decree that made it so all of those within the keep must wear hose with grips on the bottom when without boots. suffice to say, do not fuck with the sliding on polished floor past-time.
i believe you future dwellers call this baseball no?
Is Tom Brady in the pocket of Big Leather Glove
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i believe you future dwellers call this baseball no?
one of the peasants ran into the keep today much to the dismay of the king (wizard, keep up). he was nearly executed for his swift intrusion but his plea was about some ground up beans. let’s just say the king hasn’t slept in 14 hours and has been writing scrolls to every merchant in the area.
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
one of the peasants ran into the keep today much to the dismay of the king (wizard, keep up). he was nearly executed for his swift intrusion but his plea was about some ground up beans. let’s just say the king hasn’t slept in 14 hours and has been writing scrolls to every merchant in the area.
that’s because we have a guy who stands in the middle of town square and yells it with his stupid bell stupid fucking bell guy i hate you stop yelling about Martin Luther i want to eat my dillegrout in peace
Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
that’s because we have a guy who stands in the middle of town square and yells it with his stupid bell stupid fucking bell guy i hate you stop yelling about Martin Luther i want to eat my dillegrout in peace
my king just told me to see a priest due to him thinking i have something called a “mental illness.” he should maybe consider that it is what draws the noblewomen to me. but alas what is a stupid jester to do?
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
my king just told me to see a priest due to him thinking i have something called a “mental illness.” he should maybe consider that it is what draws the noblewomen to me. but alas what is a stupid jester to do?
tried to tell the king about the massacre down in the town of stonebrook, he just smirked and said he’d deal with it in an odd voice, i think the wizard might be pulling another “disguise myself as the king and rule that way” plan but stonebrook also kinda sucks so i dont super care..
December 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
tried to tell the king about the massacre down in the town of stonebrook, he just smirked and said he’d deal with it in an odd voice, i think the wizard might be pulling another “disguise myself as the king and rule that way” plan but stonebrook also kinda sucks so i dont super care..
forgot this is the day christ was born or something, please don’t crucify me on a pine tree
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
forgot this is the day christ was born or something, please don’t crucify me on a pine tree
got caught smooching a duchess, The King seized my lands and gave me a marshlands as punishment, tf do i do with this i only know how to grow wheat
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
got caught smooching a duchess, The King seized my lands and gave me a marshlands as punishment, tf do i do with this i only know how to grow wheat