stuporvillain
@stuporvillain.bsky.social
phone user and burger salesman
everything i say is heavily researched and proofread.
everything i say is heavily researched and proofread.
id love to be someone better than i am, but that requires hard work or losing all sympathy i have towards other people
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
id love to be someone better than i am, but that requires hard work or losing all sympathy i have towards other people
Yes I understand my workers all died, that's not my fault though. They were all deathly sick when they came in
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yes I understand my workers all died, that's not my fault though. They were all deathly sick when they came in
girl i was talking stage with got a boyfriend but say her like a post about a cuck chair so still have a chance
January 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
girl i was talking stage with got a boyfriend but say her like a post about a cuck chair so still have a chance
Hey man, if there was a big club you'd bet your ass I'm in it
January 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey man, if there was a big club you'd bet your ass I'm in it
Haven't drank water in 3 months to protest water levels in video games
January 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Haven't drank water in 3 months to protest water levels in video games
Listen, I want the hoes over here just as much as anyone, but we need to address our misogyny issue first
January 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Listen, I want the hoes over here just as much as anyone, but we need to address our misogyny issue first
Reposted by stuporvillain
It's not just young men getting radicalized into misogyny. I have become less feminist as I've aged. I used to be young and single and think all women were beautiful. Now I'm old and partnered up and think only one woman is beautiful.
December 29, 2024 at 2:35 AM
It's not just young men getting radicalized into misogyny. I have become less feminist as I've aged. I used to be young and single and think all women were beautiful. Now I'm old and partnered up and think only one woman is beautiful.
So maybe I am a knuckle dragging baboon, what if I LIKE being a knuckle dragging baboon?
December 26, 2024 at 8:17 PM
So maybe I am a knuckle dragging baboon, what if I LIKE being a knuckle dragging baboon?
as it turns out women do not like it when you are spiteful and crass
December 23, 2024 at 6:56 PM
as it turns out women do not like it when you are spiteful and crass
the funniest thing that happens now is that if you say "happy holidays" people actually get a little mad at you
December 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
the funniest thing that happens now is that if you say "happy holidays" people actually get a little mad at you
Omfg, this new study that just came out says that people who don't eat tomatoes have higher IQs
December 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Omfg, this new study that just came out says that people who don't eat tomatoes have higher IQs
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never worn (Going to have twins, one eaten in Utero)
December 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never worn (Going to have twins, one eaten in Utero)
For sales: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (Baby didn't like the shoes)
December 21, 2024 at 3:30 PM
For sales: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (Baby didn't like the shoes)
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (Baby has no feet)
December 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn (Baby has no feet)
for sale: 4 baby shoes, never worn
December 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
for sale: 4 baby shoes, never worn
the loss of the keychain has been a disaster for the baby community
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
the loss of the keychain has been a disaster for the baby community
Reposted by stuporvillain
The receding hairline monk: It is the notch in the lilypad that gives it its beauty
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The receding hairline monk: It is the notch in the lilypad that gives it its beauty
Wow, super insightful take dude! Reminds me of this twitch streamer I follow
December 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Wow, super insightful take dude! Reminds me of this twitch streamer I follow
I'm Hunter Biden's lawyer. Just to be clear, didn't need the save. Had it locked down
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I'm Hunter Biden's lawyer. Just to be clear, didn't need the save. Had it locked down
A father takes his son in for an operation. The doctor says I cannot do the surgery because this is my son, and I don't like him at all.
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A father takes his son in for an operation. The doctor says I cannot do the surgery because this is my son, and I don't like him at all.
Suck off a liberal, a fascist cums
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Suck off a liberal, a fascist cums
Wait we weren't supposed to be jerking off this month? Nobody fucking told me
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Wait we weren't supposed to be jerking off this month? Nobody fucking told me
If Thanksgiving was woke: He/Theykey, Mashed Pronouns, Pumpkin Lies, Economic Crashed Potatoes (Sorry for second mention of mashed potatoes this writing shit is hard)
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
If Thanksgiving was woke: He/Theykey, Mashed Pronouns, Pumpkin Lies, Economic Crashed Potatoes (Sorry for second mention of mashed potatoes this writing shit is hard)
*Adin Ross/iShowSpeed Undertale collab stream*
Adin: Bruh L Sans chat, L Sans
*Speed puts his hand on Adin's chest, goes wide eyed and shakes his head*
Speed: W Sans bro.
Adin: Bruh L Sans chat, L Sans
*Speed puts his hand on Adin's chest, goes wide eyed and shakes his head*
Speed: W Sans bro.
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 PM
*Adin Ross/iShowSpeed Undertale collab stream*
Adin: Bruh L Sans chat, L Sans
*Speed puts his hand on Adin's chest, goes wide eyed and shakes his head*
Speed: W Sans bro.
Adin: Bruh L Sans chat, L Sans
*Speed puts his hand on Adin's chest, goes wide eyed and shakes his head*
Speed: W Sans bro.