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StutterGuy
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Don’t talk to me if you like salad cream.
This site loves to slap me round the face with the weirdest fetish art out of nowhere.
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I went on Twitter to see how the new adult content regulations blocked content.

Here’s some stuff I couldn’t view:
-Smosh clips
-Critical Role fan art
-Drag Race memes
-Sonic Infection AU

Here’s what came up just by searching one word:
-Porn
-A lot of uncensored porn
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Had the shift from hell and then someone decided to put a part through the Shotblast without checking inside it and there was half a dead bird. Now there are feathers clogging up the system.
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don’t support AI generated media in any way but I do think it’s funny that a bunch of guys at the factory have discovered an AI app and so far the only things they’ve been making is videos of their male colleagues making out.

Happy Pride Month.
June 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m really good with computers. The other day I decided to change internet browsers and now the computer doesn’t work.
May 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Reposted by StutterGuy
Absolutely crushed by the amount of solid gold I can't like/reskeet because no alt text
May 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A guy at work called Neil broke his leg in an accident. Very serious stuff. Health and safety nightmare.

My coworker turned around to me and said he has a great name for someone with a broken leg. I’m so angry that I didn’t think of that.
April 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My favourite thing about reading alt text on images is that I usually have no idea what the fuck you’re trying to show me.
April 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Got one hell of a bruise on my elbow at work this weekend, the picture really doesn’t do it justice.

Didn’t even injure myself in a workplace accident, I was having a tantrum over broken equipment and threw it on the floor but it bounced up and hit me straight on the elbow.
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ended up going to bed at midnight so now I’m wide awake at 5am 😭
April 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Me and my boyfriend work at the same place. He works days and I work nights so during the week we mostly see each other in passing to and from work. I like to think of us as a moth and a butterfly.
April 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oh I know the ‘Thanks’ from Wonder Picks are about to be popping.
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Tore the crotch on two pairs of coveralls and I’m not even halfway into my shift. I need to learn to keep my legs closed at work.
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Got one 😊
Why did all these retail sites have me register my interest to preorder a Switch 2 if they weren’t going to bother emailing me when the preorders go up?
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why did all these retail sites have me register my interest to preorder a Switch 2 if they weren’t going to bother emailing me when the preorders go up?
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Please stop using acronyms. I have no idea what everyone is talking about.
April 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
April fools was yesterday but Trent Barton buses continue to be a joke.
April 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I forgot that taxes exist. Being pretty and smart is too exhausting so I choose to be only one of those at a time. 😊😊😊
The Switch 2 being fifty dollars more in the UK than in the US is fucking stupid.
April 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Switch 2 being fifty dollars more in the UK than in the US is fucking stupid.
April 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The only thing getting through my first nightshift after two weeks of annual leave is knowing that I’m going to go home and sleep, and then wake up at the perfect time for the Switch 2 Direct.
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sent a video of me throwing it back to my boyfriend. No response.

Asked him if he wanted anything from the shop. Swift response.
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My manager had arranged for a coworker to give me a lift to training today but has not given us a direct line of communication so now I’m stood at my pickup point wondering if she’s told us both the same place because there are two ASDAs where I live.
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I love how tall I feel when I take my glasses off.
March 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Saw a new, rather concerningly shaped mole on my chest and decided to check it out.

Turns out some toffee fell down inside my shirt earlier when I was eating peanut brittle.
March 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A strong extraction sucked my ear bud straight out of my ear and into the abyss tonight so looks like I’m buying some new ones this weekend 😅
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM