Matt the Dad
@suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
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he/him/dad - BLM - YNWA NFFC - Continental Math League Regional Award Winner - Go Birds!
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suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
I may not reply to every Go Birds, but if I notice one that hasn’t been answered yet, you bet I’m hitting that Go Birds reply.

Also, GO BIRDS
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Laying in bed, but still watching. Damn it Mookie Betts is good at baseball.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Marsh can’t dive for that. Ok for real. Bedtime.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
it's not going to stop me from just going to bed for my own mental health tonight. but i'm going to try to pick up here tomorrow.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Have reached the "actually it's better for me to just go to bed" phase of the playoffs/life.

But I hope you watch, and I hope the Phillies win.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
The Vegas art installation thing? Did that last year with the kids and had a real good time.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Why is anyone speculating about what happens with UNC football? The contract clearly states the young Mrs. Belichick takes over if her dad is unable to complete the contract.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Spider should have finished the job.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Decided to try to turn things around by switching a Power Pop mix, which was cool until Matthew Sweet came on and I remembered what he’s going through and now sad again for both him and my own lost youth.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
That Voracek/Atkinson trade was so sad because they are both great guys who immediately got wrecked by injury.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
This wasn’t supposed to be a musical bit, but my other source of friction at work is my brain’s ability to turn everything into a bit.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
A lot of my friction at works comes because I pretty much refuse to say “yes we can do that” to every question because I’m always thinking of contingencies that might make that yes into a no.

It’s also probably my most valuable skill.

So that’s nice for my mental health.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
The only thing we know for sure is this absolutely means the FBI is -currently- spying on democratic lawmakers including tapping their phones.
stevebenen.com
Republicans have spent the last few days claiming, with varying degrees of hysteria, that the Biden-era FBI was caught “spying” on GOP members and “tapping” their phones.

In reality, that's really not what happened. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
The latest Republican conspiracy theory about the FBI and Jan. 6 starts to unravel
Republicans are claiming that the FBI was caught “spying” on congressional Republicans and “tapping” their phones. That’s really not what happened.
www.msnbc.com
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Made it as far as New Orleans Instrumental No. 1 before I got too sad and had to abort.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Trying to decide if today is “listen to Automatic For The People” depressing.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Sometimes I wonder if people I’m in a meeting with can tell when the C4 caffeine rush hits.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
You can put any doubts that we’re not living in The Simulation to rest.
brianmfloyd.bsky.social
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Andy Cohen always deserved a longer look. Time to bring him back! (Probably from the dead.)
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Shows what I know, they died on a bunt.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
Excited to watch the Phillies final 9 hitters all try to hit bases empty grand slams.
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
They should be playing to win the game at that point, which means you don’t give a free out.
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ejmaron.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing, the Phillies have not won a series during the period where the Dobbs decision is precedent and Sam Alito lives
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
If you get the tying run on second with nobody out, I bet you don’t bunt.