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[EP 12] — [DEC • 2025]
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What's that on <HERBIE'S> [LAPEL]??

What if <YOU> too could possess [PHYSICAL_GOODS] to [REPRESENT] your [LOVE] for <SUBPARSE>?

Our [ANNOUNCEMENT_TOMORROW] will have you [PINING].
Herbie is standing to the right with his hand to his chest. He is wearing a pin that showcases the entire C Team, while an enlarged version of the pin is shown in the middle of the image. The words CTEAM PIN are written horizontally on the left of the frame. The background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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scream.
scream.
We [ALL_SCREAM] for [NEW_CONTENT]!

[REMINDER]: Our [LATEST_VIDEO] is [AVAILABLE] for your [OPENED_EYES]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSh...
A close-up of Big J lying on the floor, his mouth wide open in a scream, his right eye unnaturally enlarged.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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<HERBIE> is keeping a [CLOSE_EYE] on <BIG_J> because [EVERY_MINUTE] counts.

[BROADCAST] of our [NEW_VIDEO] log begins in [2] hours.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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[BLINK] and you'll [MISS] it.

Keep your [EYES_WIDE_OPEN] for our [NEW_VIDEO] log [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT].
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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[IGNORING] the [PROBLEM] doesn't always [WORK]... especially when it has [TENTACLES].

Join the <C_TEAM> for another harrowing [VIDEO_LOG] this [FRIDAY_28TH] at [5PM_EDT].
Big J sheepishly looking over his shoulder. In the background, a tentacled entity watches him with a single gigantic eye.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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[OUTTAKES] Episode [1]: Sometimes it's [HARD] to [DIFFERENTIATE] what is [CONTENT] and what is .

[WATCH] the final cut [HERE]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdG...
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Here are [THREE_OUTTAKES] to [FILL] the [VOID] in your [CONTENT_DEPRIVED] brains :-D

The <C_TEAM> will be right [BACK] with [EPISODE_12]!
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Can you [HANDLE] the [TRUTH]?

Come for the [CELEBRATIONS] and stay for the [HARD_TRUTHS] in our [LATEST_VIDEO]!
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The only thing [MESSIER] than the [FOAM] is the [TRUTH].

[FULL_VIDEO] will be [BLASTING] your [CRANIUM] in [2] hours.
Lorne, covered in firefighting foam, standing in a defensive pose at the helm of the C Class Vessel submarine.
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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[TRUTH] or [FALSEHOOD]: This is an [APPROPRIATE_THEME] for a [PARTY].

New [VIDEO_LOG] releases [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT]... unless <HQ> pulls the plug.
A display monitor showing a neon turquoise avatar of Big J alongside the prompt: "<BIG_J> IS [TERMINATED]" with two options below - "TRUE" and "FALSE" - both answers are paired with their respective runic translations. In the monitor's reflection, a confused Dunk and a worried Lorne can be seen staring at the screen.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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A [CELEBRATION] is [UNFOLDING]… but so is something [DARKER].

Full [VIDEO_LOG] unravels this [WEDNESDAY] at [5PM_EDT].
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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It’s the [LAST_DAY] of #Subtember and the [FINAL_PROMPT] is: [REDACTED].

While this [SKETCH] is an [UNLIKELY] scenario, say [THANK_YOU] to every who [ENGAGED] with our [CHALLENGE] - from full [ILLUSTRATIONS] to a single [LIKE].

Your [SUPPORT] has been [APPRECIATED] <333
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J's interpretation of someone from HQ giving thanks to Sub_scribers for their art submissions. He is shown to be an older man with thinning hair and glasses. His hands are clenched and raised in front of his face, partially obscuring it. He is wearing a uniform with a badge that holds the Subparse logo. He has two speech bubbles that say "Thank you. Your efforts have been noticed." and "Love that.'. "30. Redacted" is written on the top left of the paper and crossed out.
September 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_NINE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TRANSFORM].

I [SPECULATE] whether [THIS] is his [FINAL_FORM]…
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Captain Robert, the rubber ducky, wearing a mariner's cap. There are question marks to either side of him, four in total. "29. Transform" is written on the bottom of the paper.
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_EIGHT] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TREASURE].

To tiny [MOMENTS] stitched into [MEMORY],
Now [ALL] of it [LIVES] in this one [FRAME].
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J, cropped off by the paper at nose level, both arms raised, holding up an old polaroid of himself and the B Team. "28. TREASURE" is written on the top left corner of the paper.
September 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_SEVEN] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [SURFACE].

Should I [REACH] the [SURFACE], this [VIEW] would [SUFFICE]...
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Herbie sitting on top of the C Class Vessel that has surfaced from the water. In the distance, the sun meets the horizon. "27. Surface" is written on the bottom right corner of the paper.
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_SIX] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [CONSOLE].

Nothing would [CONSOLE] if we angered .
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts a sprite of Big J with both arms raised, presenting/praising a gigantic Bimbembo Switch console (a handheld gaming console, not unlike the Nintendo Switch). "26. console" is written on the top right corner of the paper along with big 3D block letters that read "BIMBEMBO SWITCH" on the upper portion of the paper. Next to Big J is smaller text that reads "Don't sue us Nintendo, pls".
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_FIVE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [TOXIC].

I can't [DETERMINE] if this [TASK] demanded [MORE] or [LESS_ENERGY] to complete...
A piece of paper with Big J's submission for Subtember, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. It's just a photo cut-out of Herbie from the waist up taped on with two pieces of scotch tape. The photo shows Herbie fanning himself with money, while his other hand rests on his hip. "25. Toxic" is written on top of the paper.
September 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_FOUR] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [ARTIFICIAL].

Who needs when can [ANALYSE] your [IMAGES] for you!
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts a bust of Herbie with various arrows pointing to different parts, criticizing him. Criticism as follows: Arrow pointing to his hair - Fake. wig. probably. Arrow pointing to his glasses - Fake. probably doesn't even need them. Arrow pointing to his muttonchops - Fake. probably cardboard. Arrow pointing to his bolo tie - Fake. plastic "24. artificial" is written on the top left corner of the paper.
September 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_THREE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [UNIFORM].

From the [ARTIST]: "The uniform does not make the man, but it reminds him of the duty he carries."
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J in uniform, grinning. With his hand on his hip, a skip in his step, and a can-do attitude, it's obvious he's in his element - so much so that he's literally gleaming. "23. uniform" is written on the top right corner of the paper.
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_TWO] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [PRESSURE].

This is a [REFERENCE] to our very [FIRST_VIDEO_LOG]!
Not that there's any [PRESSURE] to [REWATCH]...
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Dunk in the kitchen, furiously mixing something in a mixing bowl, working up a sweat. He has a speech bubble that says: "oh goodness!! His first meal! gotta make it good!". Big J, alerted by the commotion, is in the background, staring at Dunk through the kitchen's pass-through window. "22. Pressure" is written on the top left corner of the paper.
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY_ONE] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [CORRUPT].

A is a [DANGEROUS] tool, .
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Lorne hovering a clawed, long-fingernailed hand over the QN3 - a direct reference to Saruman using the Orthanc Palantir to communicate with Sauron in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. "21. Corrupt" is written on the top of the paper.
September 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's [DAY_TWENTY] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [BENT].

Some [MYSTERIES] should remain [UNSOLVED]...
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Herbie bending over with his hand on the wall, Big J is also in frame behind him. Conversation between Herbie and Big J, as follows: Herbie: "uh... why" Big J: "IDK!! I didn't draw this one!" Herbie: "Sure..." "20. Bent" is written on the bottom right corner of the paper.
September 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's [DAY_NINETEEN ] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [HATCH].

[FAMILY] isn't always [BLOOD], it's who [SHARES] your [NEST].
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts Big J and Herbie as hatchlings, still sitting in their shells. Dunk is looking at them lovingly, while Lorne is filled with tears of joy. "19. Hatch" is written on the top right corner of the paper.
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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[HISTORY] often [REPEATS] itself, even when it comes to [SLOP].

Come explore the [ORIGINS] of [BRAINROT] with <US> in our [LATEST_VIDEO]!
September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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It's [DAY_EIGHTEEN] of #Subtember and today's [PROMPT] is: [SINK].

I'm just going to let [THIS] one [SINK] in...
A pencil sketch by Big J on a piece of paper, its corner is weighed down by a mug of latte. The sketch depicts a detailed rectangular wash basin, complete with faucet knobs on the right, and a faucet. "18. Sink" is written on the top right corner of the paper.
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM