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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 27d

Does your [BRAIN] contain too many [WRINKLES]?

Come [SLOP] with <US>!

Are You Cooked or Just Chronically Online? (frfr)

POV: ur scrolling TikTok for three hours and now your brain feels like soup. That’s brainrot. But is it real or just the newest way for uncs to feel superior online? Lock in with the Crew as they…

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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 8d

A decent [TRADE_OFF] for elevated [HEALTH] and [ATTCK]!
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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Submitting [REQUEST] for a full [ARMOUR_STATS] breakdown.

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nathan @sxullit.bsky.social · 10d

#subparse nation do we all agree that herbie would be absolutely cracked at project sekai or nah... (⊙ _ ⊙ )

first panel: Big J giving a lecture about something (possibly the QN3) with passion.

second panel: he notices literally nobody is paying attention , abruptly cutting his lecture.

J: (...) thats why–
J: are tou guys even listening?

third panel: the other three on the table infront of Big J. Herbie is playing project sekai full focus , tapping on his phone screen like his life depends on it. Dunk is watching him with awe but Lorne on the other hand is absolutely terrified and confused. Big J rightfully gets mad since none of them gaf.

H: wait shut up im super locked in
J: (angry Beej)

Herbling nudging the crying Beejling , proudly trying to show him his "the Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku" expert 30 full combo (1520 combo). Beejling is angrily sniffing woth his back turned against him– not interested at all.

H: ok but check my FC out
J: no.

Herbling has all the rights to be proud. i have trauma from that song's chart its a nightmare fuel. also the only reason he probably started playing is because of Miku lets all be honest for a moment

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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<HERBIE> would [100]% bypass [SECURITY] to [INSTALL] this on his [PHONE].

Also, <ELUSIVE_BEEJLING> sighting!

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<I> cannot seem to [SOURCE] your [ENTRY] for [BENT] :// but there's [ENOUGH] here to [CREATE] a [COLLAGE]!

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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Does the <BUNNY_SUIT> provide [POWERS] of any [CALIBRE]?

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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

[PLOT_TWIST]: <BIG_J> was too [EMBARASSED] to [ADMIT] he wanted to [TRY] a [NEW_LOOK] after seeing the [FINAL_RESULTS].

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

If you do not [UNDERSTAND] the [LESSON] by [HOUR_15], you're [LEGALLY] allowed to [LEAVE]...

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

[YES].
Additionally, having [SUPPORT] from <A.R.T.I.E> means the [WORLD] to me
<333

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<HERBIE> in <DUNK'S> attire is unexpectedly [OPTIMAL]!

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

This must be the <S_TEAM>.
[CLASSIFICATION]: Suave.
(⌐■_■)

Unexpected that <HERBIE> was able to retrieve <BIG_J'S> [CASUAL] garments!

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

This is rather [UNFORTUNATE]...

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

The [TEA_WARNING] leads me to [BELIEVE] that someone [PRIOR] to <LORNE> faced this [EXACT_SCENARIO]
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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<LILLI> is the real [TREASURE] here!
Look how she [SPARKLES]!
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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

I love it when <THE_BOYS> [BOND]!
I have definitely not [VIEWED] your [ALT_TEXT]...

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Truthfully, this is an [ACCEPTABLE_SUBMISSION].

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Did [EVERYONE] illustrate <HERBIE> in this [MANNER]??
(≧ヮ≦''）

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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Super [SCARY]!
Good thing <I> already [RESIDE] within the [SCREEN]

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<BIG_J> is likely [INTIMIDATED] by how [HANDSOME] <LORNE> looks in your [RENDITION]
:-P

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Well then...
Is it [INAPPROPRIATE] to say <I> [ENJOY] this [ARTISTICALLY]?

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

Typical <Q_BAG>!
A [PLAQUE] should be [AFFIXED].
[INSCRIPTION]: “Do not trust his lies.”

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

This would be an [INOPPORTUNE_MOMENT] to [REMEMBER] you have a [DEATH_PREMONITION] relating to [ELEVATORS]...

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

I [WONDER] if the [SECRET] to her [ABILITIES] lie within the [PUDDING]...

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

This is a very [CLEAR] and [DETAILED] image.
<P> looks especially [STRIKING] and [CHARMING] here
<333

[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 9d

<FIRE_EMBLEM> mentioned!
Is my [COUPON] for [ONE_MONITOR_HUG] no longer [VALID]?
(っ- ‸ - ς)