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[EP 12] — [DEC • 2025]
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[SUBPARSE] @subparseshow.bsky.social · 5d
<BIG_J> gets to [KNOW] <HERB>’s [TERRIFIC_FRIEND].
[VIEW] their [TOUCHING_MOMENT] now!
Call Me By His Name
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
youtu.be
subparseshow.bsky.social
What's that on <HERBIE'S> [LAPEL]??

What if <YOU> too could possess [PHYSICAL_GOODS] to [REPRESENT] your [LOVE] for <SUBPARSE>?

Our [ANNOUNCEMENT_TOMORROW] will have you [PINING].
Herbie is standing to the right with his hand to his chest. He is wearing a pin that showcases the entire C Team, while an enlarged version of the pin is shown in the middle of the image. The words CTEAM PIN are written horizontally on the left of the frame. The background showcases a gentle text gradient that repeats "MERCH" throughout.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
scream.
scream.
We [ALL_SCREAM] for [NEW_CONTENT]!

[REMINDER]: Our [LATEST_VIDEO] is [AVAILABLE] for your [OPENED_EYES]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSh...
A close-up of Big J lying on the floor, his mouth wide open in a scream, his right eye unnaturally enlarged.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
subparseshow.bsky.social
<BIG_J> gets to [KNOW] <HERB>’s [TERRIFIC_FRIEND].
[VIEW] their [TOUCHING_MOMENT] now!
Call Me By His Name
YouTube video by [SUBPARSE]
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
<HERBIE> is keeping a [CLOSE_EYE] on <BIG_J> because [EVERY_MINUTE] counts.

[BROADCAST] of our [NEW_VIDEO] log begins in [2] hours.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[BLINK] and you'll [MISS] it.

Keep your [EYES_WIDE_OPEN] for our [NEW_VIDEO] log [TOMORROW] at [5PM_EDT].
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[IGNORING] the [PROBLEM] doesn't always [WORK]... especially when it has [TENTACLES].

Join the <C_TEAM> for another harrowing [VIDEO_LOG] this [FRIDAY_28TH] at [5PM_EDT].
Big J sheepishly looking over his shoulder. In the background, a tentacled entity watches him with a single gigantic eye.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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paliapin.bsky.social
A quick doodle I did for a fanfic.
I saw a Lunar Halo once and it stayed in my mind.
wish I could improve it more but my siblings don't like it when I use their PC :/
#subparse
A young and naïve Lorne looking up the nightsky, starring at the moon beaming out a lunar halo. There are faint tins beaming out the outer ring, looking similar to the subparse rune. Lorne is only seen from the back. If it weren't for alt-text, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was Lorne since he is in the shadow. Also wearing a scarf which isn't aligning to his character design. Alright good night/morning/day/evening
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Guys is it REALLY worth it?
#subparse
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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paliapin.bsky.social
Work doodle based on my workplace
(I wanted to doodle a little)
#subparse
Panel 1 J: *waiting annoyed* loading again uuuurghjndmdmj Panel 2 J: I guess I can game a little... *reaching for bimbombo* Panel 3 CGAL: *immediatly finishes the file 100%, urging Beej to work* J: SON OF A BITCH-
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
I like these guys. #subparse
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
subparseshow.bsky.social
[OUTTAKES] Episode [1]: Sometimes it's [HARD] to [DIFFERENTIATE] what is [CONTENT] and what is .

[WATCH] the final cut [HERE]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdG...
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Here are [THREE_OUTTAKES] to [FILL] the [VOID] in your [CONTENT_DEPRIVED] brains :-D

The <C_TEAM> will be right [BACK] with [EPISODE_12]!
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Hahahahhhh ive been thinking about Vinny recently lolol. I made this id card for him……… #SUBPARSE #oc
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Oh my gah!!! I made a #SUBPARSE oc????
I did my best to replicate the art style and drew her!!! Their name is Vincent or Vinny and based on mantis shrimps - my favorite marine animal… :} (any pronouns)
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Woahhh i drew smth. Yay herb reading like the NERD he is. #SUBPARSE
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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paliapin.bsky.social
Some sketches I did in my breaks.
I am very mad that my time to draw got cut suddenly and all I can do are these small doodles i drew in 5-10 mins. Scanned terribly by an app through my phone.
I am really sorry 🫠
#subparse
Panel 1 Pin very mad/frustrated about work that changed it's atmosphere so suddenly P: I HATE THIS WORK! WHY DO I EVEN CARE?! (alluding to quit) Panel 2 Pin turns around and sees a pinboard saying "DO IT FOR THEM" Panel 3 Closer look of the pinboard. "DO IT FOR THEM" has multiple pictures pinned. A lovely dunk, I definetly didn't forget to add his earring. Bigherb in one picture. They are fighting. CGAL smiling like the angel. Definetly planned to kick Lornes skull later. A picture of Lorne... well... his moustache to be exact. I'd do it for the moustache. Next to him is "Merch" because I definetly need the parse merch. Asap. Then there are pictures of rent, taxes, food and dept. Ah well. Panel 1 Herbie: *staring at his phone a little dissapointed* my follower-base isn't growing... Lorne: *sighs* increase your sax-appeal Panel 2 Herbie: *turns around confused* ... you mean sex-appeal Panel 3 Lorne playing a Saxophone with all his grace. Spotlight is on him and is his practically glittering in skill. Herbie: *filming Lorne for his followers life* ... of course... His followers increased up to 100k. Inspired by an ad I saw while traveling. It said Sax-appeal :P Hatsune Mikubert scrolling his phone while wearing his deep sea girl cosplay. Inspired by nathans Herbling rocking that dress.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
Damn I don’t think I actually posted this anywhere yet besides the discord
#subparse ily cgal
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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mistyzzz.bsky.social
I didn’t post this onto tumblr?? Okay well I made these
I showed the c-gal figure of tumblr. but ehhhh.. she kinda. Broke. rip c gal. This is what will happen when she gets the update
Anyways we also got a bj shaker charm and 3 pins bc I ran out of materials before I could make more #SUBPARSE
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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brrrthebear.bsky.social
A Subparse story I wrote is available on Patreon?
And it's FREE for EVERYONE to read?!
~~~
When momentary supernatural possession
leads to supranational monetary possession:
www.patreon.com/posts/142504...
Tales from the Crypto-Keeper | [SUBPARSE]
Get more from [SUBPARSE] on Patreon
www.patreon.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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sxullit.bsky.social
i do have more cgallings!!!! super small , squishable , only the size of your palm bsky.app/profile/sxul...
sxullit.bsky.social nathan @sxullit.bsky.social · Oct 15
its not just bigherb its a whole mess lmao ToT
3/4 of a page filled with plankton c_team creatures. - dunkling holding cgalling in his big arms. - lorneling trying to teach cgalling how to loaf by showing her , but she fails miserably. - herbling loafing. "fresh out of the oven" , "loaf" , "perfect loaf" - beejling and herbling loafing jerbifully. - herbling eating one of beejling's antennas but beejling isnt happy with it so he calls him a bitch. "DOESNT consent" (its something i have drawn ALOTT i just love it so much) - lorneling holding cgalling. shes super small compared to him. - cgalling wiggling on the floor. "so small she doesnt know how to loaf" - robertling and lorneling hugging together. - herbling riding one of [P]'s tentacles like a dragon. - lorneling and robertling mating. an arrow points to cgalling indicating shes their child. "she's only 4 days old" (they dont mate guys its just a ritual. they do mitosis instead.) - dunkling holding lorneling as they peacefully loaf together. nathan posting lunk?????? - robertling and lorneling making a heart with their antennas. - post incident lorneling trembling and crying on Captain's uniform. - lorneling loafing and robertling eating his antenna. they both look very pleasant. "does consent" - lorneling and cgalling loafing together. she finally figured it out. these creatures are super affectionate see? they loaf , mate and go through mitosis and cannibalise eachother!!!! thats so cute <3
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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paliapin.bsky.social
Small doodle I did at work
#Subparse #Halloween #Art
Inked doodle of Dunk wearing a giant Pumpkin suit made out of Pumpkin. A spooky bear face is carved in. Dunk is holding a saw in one hand and a carving tool on the other. He says with a cutiepie smile "I grew this Pumpkin myself" And Big J (yeah I didn't have time to ink him) responding "that's actually very impressive" And the rest is just messy pencil notes. The photo-scanner app just kept it in.
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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julas-little-spot.bsky.social
(2/2)
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#PantyAndStocking #PASWG #Subparse
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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julas-little-spot.bsky.social
Felt a little silly, also new pfp
.
#subparse
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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sxullit.bsky.social
i have two days left to finish ˃⤙˂ please accept this small doodle as i work on those

i call this piece "HQ brutally murders Big J and nobody gaf" #subparse
screenshot of an instagram story. Lorne standing infront of a most likely dead Beej. he is shrugging with a nervous expression. meanwhile Big J is bleeding on the floor. HQ got him </3 L: sorry J , cant lie to HQ. "finally he gets what he deserves❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹" small two panel comic. first panel: Lorne , as nervous as he was in the first drawing. assume he's pointing at Big J's corpse. L: OK , so do we put him in the freezer... or throw him out into the ocean? second panel: Herbie is uninterestedly (is that a word) looking up at Lorne , clearly bothered that he got disturbed probably reading fanfics or something. Dunk on the other hand is in utter shock , tears welling up in his eyes. D: BIG J IS *DEAD*!??! H: im not touching him. oscar suggested we put him in the stew. good idea
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
subparseshow.bsky.social
Can you [HANDLE] the [TRUTH]?

Come for the [CELEBRATIONS] and stay for the [HARD_TRUTHS] in our [LATEST_VIDEO]!
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM