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✨ #Libra: If you're involved in a creative project, Libra, your imagination might seem to have deserted you. You might rack your brain trying to think up new ideas but draw a blank every time. Perhaps this isn't the best day to work on your project. Sometimes we need a ... #horoscope
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Libra: If you're involved in a creative project, Libra, your imagination might seem to have deserted you. You might rack your brain trying to think up new ideas but draw a blank every time. Perhaps this isn't the best day to work on your project. Sometimes we need a ... #horoscope
✨ #Capricorn: Too much food and drink could have you feeling a little out of sorts today, Capricorn. Some friends might have taken you out and exposed you to the most tempting of food and drink. This is always fun, but today you have to face the consequences! A workout fuel... #horoscope
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Capricorn: Too much food and drink could have you feeling a little out of sorts today, Capricorn. Some friends might have taken you out and exposed you to the most tempting of food and drink. This is always fun, but today you have to face the consequences! A workout fuel... #horoscope
✨ #Leo: Today you might attend at least one festive social occasion, Leo, and therefore you may meet some very interesting people in unusual professions, such as film or TV. Expect to hear some bizarre stories, some of them true, others that are clearly exaggerated. O... #horoscope
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Leo: Today you might attend at least one festive social occasion, Leo, and therefore you may meet some very interesting people in unusual professions, such as film or TV. Expect to hear some bizarre stories, some of them true, others that are clearly exaggerated. O... #horoscope
✨ #Aries: A trip that you wanted to take may have to be postponed, Aries, probably for financial reasons. You'll want to make the journey in the company of someone who's financially strapped right now. This could be disappointing, but remember that this is only a delay.... #horoscope
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Aries: A trip that you wanted to take may have to be postponed, Aries, probably for financial reasons. You'll want to make the journey in the company of someone who's financially strapped right now. This could be disappointing, but remember that this is only a delay.... #horoscope
✨ #Pisces: A chance to make some extra money could come today through someone you know slightly, Pisces, perhaps from a social event you both once attended. You might not be totally familiar with the type of work involved, but today your mind is sharp and so you'll proba... #horoscope
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Pisces: A chance to make some extra money could come today through someone you know slightly, Pisces, perhaps from a social event you both once attended. You might not be totally familiar with the type of work involved, but today your mind is sharp and so you'll proba... #horoscope
✨ #Gemini: Let your childish side come out to play today, Gemini. Your dreams are in full force, so let them lead the way. Enjoy lighthearted conversations with friends about the latest movies and your favorite websites. You might want to consider working out or getting ... #horoscope
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Gemini: Let your childish side come out to play today, Gemini. Your dreams are in full force, so let them lead the way. Enjoy lighthearted conversations with friends about the latest movies and your favorite websites. You might want to consider working out or getting ... #horoscope
✨ #Aquarius: The morning could find you somewhat worried about finances. Past reckless spending may be on your mind. Go through your records and look at them objectively. You'll probably find that things aren't as bad as they seem. Write down a plan for handling whatever d... #horoscope
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Aquarius: The morning could find you somewhat worried about finances. Past reckless spending may be on your mind. Go through your records and look at them objectively. You'll probably find that things aren't as bad as they seem. Write down a plan for handling whatever d... #horoscope
✨ #Taurus: This isn't the moment to adhere to a particular philosophy, whatever it may be. You may feel frustrated by your inability to figure out which path to take, but this is very good for you. Continue to search with your little flashlight, as weak as it may seem, b... #horoscope
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Taurus: This isn't the moment to adhere to a particular philosophy, whatever it may be. You may feel frustrated by your inability to figure out which path to take, but this is very good for you. Continue to search with your little flashlight, as weak as it may seem, b... #horoscope
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December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋
It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!
It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!
✨ #Taurus: Restrictive forces may come into conflict with you today. The good news is that you should be able to find a space of peace within your emotions. Seek a mediator who can help you sort out stalemates that may exist between you and others. Opportunities for free... #horoscope
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
✨ #Taurus: Restrictive forces may come into conflict with you today. The good news is that you should be able to find a space of peace within your emotions. Seek a mediator who can help you sort out stalemates that may exist between you and others. Opportunities for free... #horoscope
✨ #Libra: Today is about reevaluation. Dreams or ambitions that you may have abandoned could resurface. You could be forced to confront difficulties in your current situation. You might decide to call in a few favors from people you haven't heard from in ages. Old debts... #horoscope
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
✨ #Libra: Today is about reevaluation. Dreams or ambitions that you may have abandoned could resurface. You could be forced to confront difficulties in your current situation. You might decide to call in a few favors from people you haven't heard from in ages. Old debts... #horoscope
✨ Aries: Loving someone is no guarantee that one day that person won't leave. You must give your love freely and without strings. If you approach people always asking for guarantees or protection, you'll make them feel that you don't trust them. In turn, they... #aries #horoscope #astrology #aiart
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
✨ Aries: Loving someone is no guarantee that one day that person won't leave. You must give your love freely and without strings. If you approach people always asking for guarantees or protection, you'll make them feel that you don't trust them. In turn, they... #aries #horoscope #astrology #aiart
✨ Libra: There's a fast-paced frenzy to the day that might leave you feeling a bit left out. You may want to take things more slowly, yet the day's energy doesn't allow for hesitation or delay. This is a good time to get out and be social. Make important cont... #libra #horoscope #astrology #aiart
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
✨ Libra: There's a fast-paced frenzy to the day that might leave you feeling a bit left out. You may want to take things more slowly, yet the day's energy doesn't allow for hesitation or delay. This is a good time to get out and be social. Make important cont... #libra #horoscope #astrology #aiart
✨ Virgo: With the current astral environment, your professional and financial interests could take a turn for the better. Any difficulties you may have had seem to disappear as if by magic. Whatever work you're doing in either your career or personally, shoul... #virgo #horoscope #astrology #aiart
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
✨ Virgo: With the current astral environment, your professional and financial interests could take a turn for the better. Any difficulties you may have had seem to disappear as if by magic. Whatever work you're doing in either your career or personally, shoul... #virgo #horoscope #astrology #aiart