That Funky Monkey
@subsonicmonkey.bsky.social
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
Y’all need a Trevor in your life.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Y’all need a Trevor in your life.
Definitely my job
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Definitely my job
“I’ll just swing into the shopping center real quick on my lunch break on Dec 23rd,” said absolutely everybody.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I’ll just swing into the shopping center real quick on my lunch break on Dec 23rd,” said absolutely everybody.
Fuck it. Dinner.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fuck it. Dinner.
I say this in my brain all the time.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I say this in my brain all the time.
No fuckin way…?
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No fuckin way…?
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
Happy Thanksgiving from me and the cat that is standing on my neck.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and the cat that is standing on my neck.
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
Can I send you home with some meat?
Me:
Only if you have an excessive amount.
Trevor:
Me:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Me:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
Signs up for a medical device study through Kaiser where I have to be somewhat strict about what I eat.
My family:
Any recipe that says that onions take less than an hour to caramelize is lying.
This is about 45 mins…
This is about 45 mins…
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Any recipe that says that onions take less than an hour to caramelize is lying.
This is about 45 mins…
This is about 45 mins…
Eventful day at work yesterday.
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Eventful day at work yesterday.
Fighting for my life
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Fighting for my life
I don’t know how many years this has been our text group name but somewhere in the 5-10 year range.
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t know how many years this has been our text group name but somewhere in the 5-10 year range.
Every year, people always forget that in the Bay Area it’s still summer until at least Halloween.
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every year, people always forget that in the Bay Area it’s still summer until at least Halloween.
::90’s modem noises and frantic typing::
I’m in!
I’m in!
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
::90’s modem noises and frantic typing::
I’m in!
I’m in!
I know Lynette who is playing keys in the house band. She’s good people!
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I know Lynette who is playing keys in the house band. She’s good people!
Dumbass cat wants to sit in direct sunlight in the bathroom window when it’s 87° out.
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Dumbass cat wants to sit in direct sunlight in the bathroom window when it’s 87° out.