That Funky Monkey
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
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Right… better start Christmas shopping-
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Right… better start Christmas shopping-
“I’ll just swing into the shopping center real quick on my lunch break on Dec 23rd,” said absolutely everybody.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I’ll just swing into the shopping center real quick on my lunch break on Dec 23rd,” said absolutely everybody.
Evergreen
Alright. Time to sit down at my desk and have an existential crisis.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Evergreen
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I had the honor of interviewing Betty Reid Soskin for Kinfolk mag in March. Truly incredible human being. If you don't have a subscription and wanna read the whole thing DM me and I'll send you PDFs, there are beautiful portraits by Justin Chung too www.kinfolk.com/stories/bett...
December 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I had the honor of interviewing Betty Reid Soskin for Kinfolk mag in March. Truly incredible human being. If you don't have a subscription and wanna read the whole thing DM me and I'll send you PDFs, there are beautiful portraits by Justin Chung too www.kinfolk.com/stories/bett...
🙏🏼🕊️❤️
Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service’s oldest ranger, has died. She was 104.
Betty Reid Soskin, Oldest U.S. Park Ranger and Trailblazing Historian, Dies at 104 | KQED
Betty Reid Soskin, the nation’s oldest National Park Service ranger and a pioneering historian at Rosie the Riveter WWII Home Front National Historical Park, devoted her life to preserving Black histo...
www.kqed.org
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Everything that they censored in the Epstein files is probably stuff that makes them look really good, and they are trying to stay humble
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Everything that they censored in the Epstein files is probably stuff that makes them look really good, and they are trying to stay humble
Fuck it. Dinner.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fuck it. Dinner.
I was really tired yesterday so I went to bed early.
Slept all night.
Woke up.
I’m still really tired.
What the fuck? I want my money back.
Slept all night.
Woke up.
I’m still really tired.
What the fuck? I want my money back.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I was really tired yesterday so I went to bed early.
Slept all night.
Woke up.
I’m still really tired.
What the fuck? I want my money back.
Slept all night.
Woke up.
I’m still really tired.
What the fuck? I want my money back.
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
“Hold on, I need to tell my pants computer that I did drugs.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Hold on, I need to tell my pants computer that I did drugs.”
The ol’ internet is bad for me menty health, I do believe.
Compulsively doom scrolling through several news events.
Compulsively doom scrolling through several news events.
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The ol’ internet is bad for me menty health, I do believe.
Compulsively doom scrolling through several news events.
Compulsively doom scrolling through several news events.
I love this album.
There was a period in my life when I lived in a 5-bedroom house in Palo Alto with a bunch of dudes, and I set up a practice space in the basement.
I played bass along to this album for hours, trying to absorb the funk via osmosis.
Hopefully I got a lil bit of it in me.
There was a period in my life when I lived in a 5-bedroom house in Palo Alto with a bunch of dudes, and I set up a practice space in the basement.
I played bass along to this album for hours, trying to absorb the funk via osmosis.
Hopefully I got a lil bit of it in me.
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love this album.
There was a period in my life when I lived in a 5-bedroom house in Palo Alto with a bunch of dudes, and I set up a practice space in the basement.
I played bass along to this album for hours, trying to absorb the funk via osmosis.
Hopefully I got a lil bit of it in me.
There was a period in my life when I lived in a 5-bedroom house in Palo Alto with a bunch of dudes, and I set up a practice space in the basement.
I played bass along to this album for hours, trying to absorb the funk via osmosis.
Hopefully I got a lil bit of it in me.
The Princess Bride is perhaps the most perfect movie ever made.
Thank you, Rob Reiner.
(And Andre the Giant)
Thank you, Rob Reiner.
(And Andre the Giant)
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Princess Bride is perhaps the most perfect movie ever made.
Thank you, Rob Reiner.
(And Andre the Giant)
Thank you, Rob Reiner.
(And Andre the Giant)
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
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December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
I say this in my brain all the time.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I say this in my brain all the time.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
No fuckin way…?
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
December 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No fuckin way…?
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Thank you, technology, for the astounding insights.
Y’all, I’m so sorry. I can’t stand the Grateful Dead.
I was raised firmly in Dead territory.
I literally grew up three blocks away from “the Grateful Dead house” in Menlo Park. My friend’s mom took banjo lessons from Jerry at Swain’s in Palo Alto in the 60s.
Don’t like them. At all.
I was raised firmly in Dead territory.
I literally grew up three blocks away from “the Grateful Dead house” in Menlo Park. My friend’s mom took banjo lessons from Jerry at Swain’s in Palo Alto in the 60s.
Don’t like them. At all.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Y’all, I’m so sorry. I can’t stand the Grateful Dead.
I was raised firmly in Dead territory.
I literally grew up three blocks away from “the Grateful Dead house” in Menlo Park. My friend’s mom took banjo lessons from Jerry at Swain’s in Palo Alto in the 60s.
Don’t like them. At all.
I was raised firmly in Dead territory.
I literally grew up three blocks away from “the Grateful Dead house” in Menlo Park. My friend’s mom took banjo lessons from Jerry at Swain’s in Palo Alto in the 60s.
Don’t like them. At all.
Guys, get your damn ipads off the stage.
Learn the fuckin tunes.
Learn the fuckin tunes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Guys, get your damn ipads off the stage.
Learn the fuckin tunes.
Learn the fuckin tunes.
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Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us
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(Stick a fork in it, it’s done!)
(Stick a fork in it, it’s done!)
I have consumed a 10mg cannabis drink and I’m about to go for a walk with the final(?) mixes of the Dogcatcher album.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
dogcatcher_album4_master_final_(revised)_FINAL_ThisOne_FINALFINAL.wav
(Stick a fork in it, it’s done!)
(Stick a fork in it, it’s done!)
Watching a bootleg of Anastasia on Broadway (because theater kid), and my only comment is that not every broadway show needs to be three hours long.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Watching a bootleg of Anastasia on Broadway (because theater kid), and my only comment is that not every broadway show needs to be three hours long.
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fans of Hades, perceive and enjoy what my child chose to draw for their Spanish homework.
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from my dad…