Tom
@subtleslander.bsky.social
He/him.
British in Vancouver. Professional writer; semi-professional banterer.
British in Vancouver. Professional writer; semi-professional banterer.
Really excited for the new Conclave album, the Christian Rock genre is very underappreciated.
#RockLikePontifex
#RockLikePontifex
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Really excited for the new Conclave album, the Christian Rock genre is very underappreciated.
#RockLikePontifex
#RockLikePontifex
Sometimes I sing "Holding Out for a Meow" to Peach in the style of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek
April 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sometimes I sing "Holding Out for a Meow" to Peach in the style of the Fairy Godmother from Shrek
Peach has a little more work to do
December 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Peach has a little more work to do
I have completed my self-imposed social media isolation; good morning from Peach.
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I have completed my self-imposed social media isolation; good morning from Peach.
Putting her in a box for return seems a bit extreme though, I’m sure there are treatments! Peach wishes Fern well.
July 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Putting her in a box for return seems a bit extreme though, I’m sure there are treatments! Peach wishes Fern well.
Well this is a record of election success in relation to approval ratings; Biden’s is around 36%; no sitting president has been reelected at less than 40%, and Kamala is less than Biden, so?
That’s why the VP is being ignored
That’s why the VP is being ignored
June 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Well this is a record of election success in relation to approval ratings; Biden’s is around 36%; no sitting president has been reelected at less than 40%, and Kamala is less than Biden, so?
That’s why the VP is being ignored
That’s why the VP is being ignored
I HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR A DESK CAT
June 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR A DESK CAT
Trying to stop her attacking my bag; we’ve apparently reached a compromise
June 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Trying to stop her attacking my bag; we’ve apparently reached a compromise
The baby needs glasses.
June 11, 2024 at 4:13 AM
The baby needs glasses.
I made the mistake of giving my number to someone on Twitter a few years ago; every now and again they’ll text me but I deleted them, so my only reference to check if it’s them is a note from 2021 written as:
June 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I made the mistake of giving my number to someone on Twitter a few years ago; every now and again they’ll text me but I deleted them, so my only reference to check if it’s them is a note from 2021 written as:
Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader appear at the opening of Death Star II (3 ABY)
June 1, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader appear at the opening of Death Star II (3 ABY)
Getting fur all over the carpet but having a good time doing it
May 29, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Getting fur all over the carpet but having a good time doing it
Tori Amos, that is all.
May 28, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Tori Amos, that is all.
The wording of this could be understood to imply the worm has informed Vanity Fair it won’t interfere
May 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
The wording of this could be understood to imply the worm has informed Vanity Fair it won’t interfere