Ombud Sjutton
@subwoofersydney.bsky.social
Social Justice Ranger and Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account.
He/Him/They
#ombudSjutton
Come watch me connect the dots on a trip through the tarot
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyaUljKiKYVd_0iujaU4BowzsZ3OQtLWr&si=Q9ny5hSjiovFb8Ya
He/Him/They
#ombudSjutton
Come watch me connect the dots on a trip through the tarot
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyaUljKiKYVd_0iujaU4BowzsZ3OQtLWr&si=Q9ny5hSjiovFb8Ya
Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
I don’t need names, but I do need to know the exactly number of men who decided the words “lactate testing” needed to be typed over a woman’s breasts
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don’t need names, but I do need to know the exactly number of men who decided the words “lactate testing” needed to be typed over a woman’s breasts
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It’s over, Anakin
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It’s over, Anakin
Another goddess has joined the pantheon
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Another goddess has joined the pantheon
Literally could have just said “Gay and Depressed” and it would have been faster 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Literally could have just said “Gay and Depressed” and it would have been faster 🤣
Especially as the charges mount and the bill comes due #OmbudSjutton
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Especially as the charges mount and the bill comes due #OmbudSjutton
My shopping trolley, murdered
My groceries, just gone
My groceries, just gone
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My shopping trolley, murdered
My groceries, just gone
My groceries, just gone
And that’s a FACT!
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
And that’s a FACT!
Being an adult means you can have ice cream for breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Being an adult means you can have ice cream for breakfast
Almost interview o’clock
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Almost interview o’clock
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Well, guess I gotta build an Arceus deck now
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well, guess I gotta build an Arceus deck now
Yes I’m sure all of President Piggy’s connections to Pedophile Island would have been diverged [sic] during the campaign
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yes I’m sure all of President Piggy’s connections to Pedophile Island would have been diverged [sic] during the campaign
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
What @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social and #ombudSjutton would like to ask is what they “diverged” from … besides reality, obviously
You’ve got gorgeous nipples
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You’ve got gorgeous nipples
I want it on record that I did not stage this. *THIS* *HAPPENED* *ORGANICALLY* 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I want it on record that I did not stage this. *THIS* *HAPPENED* *ORGANICALLY* 🤣
Congratulations to Representative Clay Higgins (R - La.) on winning this season of Pedophile Protectorate. While all of your teammates either flipped or forfeited, you alone stood strong against justice, morality, and humanity. You win the 2025 Bubba’s Biscuit Award.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Congratulations to Representative Clay Higgins (R - La.) on winning this season of Pedophile Protectorate. While all of your teammates either flipped or forfeited, you alone stood strong against justice, morality, and humanity. You win the 2025 Bubba’s Biscuit Award.
#MusicMonday make up day was successful. I’m going to enjoy filling this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
#MusicMonday make up day was successful. I’m going to enjoy filling this.
Seriously need to stop watching Blake Jennings videos but also, tea
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Seriously need to stop watching Blake Jennings videos but also, tea
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
Featuring the sunnies from the shopthat is currently the proud recipient of my GAYEST Google Review to date*
*I’ve written exactly two
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
To the 600 nerds, perverts, and weirdos who make this platform so much better than Facebook, thank you ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
To the 600 nerds, perverts, and weirdos who make this platform so much better than Facebook, thank you ❤️
For these purposes I took “Dominant” and “Submissive” to be the other person’s/people’s traits
(Unretouched version in the comments)
(Unretouched version in the comments)
October 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
For these purposes I took “Dominant” and “Submissive” to be the other person’s/people’s traits
(Unretouched version in the comments)
(Unretouched version in the comments)