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Ombud Sjutton
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Social Justice Ranger multiclassing a bit of Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. Definitely not 4 raccoons in a lab coat.

He/Him/They

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ICE Agents pepper sprayed Adelita Grijalva

ICE Agents pepper sprayed and assaulted a member of Congress

ICE is a domestic terrorist organisation

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist

Donald Trump is a fascist

Donald Trump is a threat to America

#25thAmendmentNow #OmbudSjutton
Listen, the cat will attempt to climb into the tree whether you want it to or not. An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of shattered and irreplaceable ornaments carefully curated over a lifetime.
Is this genius or completely indulgent?
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I myself have solved 27 wars

The bedroom wars - between my kids

The he got more than me war - between my 2 kids

I deserve the Nobel peace prize
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Okay so a little bit of lore:

When I was a kid, I used to think that being visibly emotional about things that upset me was a cry for attention instead of for help or the *experience of emotions*

Yes this included when I was completely alone and literally nobody was within view or earshot
me when i vaguepost
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Having Autism and ADHD is like two towers standing beside each other and then both of them begin to fall over at the same time but they fall into each other and hold one another up so while things aren’t right at all, they’re somehow functioning and so nobody realises you’re an extra goofy guy
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Any other point in my life, with any other person, this would be such an anxiety trigger

Right now, with Him, I am so proud
It’s about to happen

Worldwide release on Apple Music
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don’t need names, but I do need to know the exactly number of men who decided the words “lactate testing” needed to be typed over a woman’s breasts
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I NEED THIS. THIS IS A BIOLOGICAL NEED. 🐶👀
✨🐾 The Doggy Don't Care Demo is out now! 🐾✨
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I think about this post constantly
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
With the #führinal in the White House, every day feels like this

#OmbudSjutton
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
#TarotTuesday Episode 4 “Now, a Warning (NOW a Warning!?)” is up and now officially the record holder for most punctuation marks in a title so far

youtu.be/TT-BTa0PEsQ?...
Tarot Tuesday Episode 4 - Now, a Warning (NOW a Warning!?)
YouTube video by Michael Bousquet
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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My timeline. Thank you Bluesky
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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You've revived this earworm for me. Now everyone else must suffer, too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR...
Dumb Ways to Die
YouTube video by Dumb Ways to Die
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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capitalism:
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It’s over, Anakin
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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BEFORE IT WAS MOUNT RUSHMORE, THE LAKOTA CALLED IT TNUNKÁSILA SÁKPE PAHÁ, OR SIX GRANDFATHERS MOUNTAIN. IT WAS A PLACE FOR PRAYER AND DEVOTION FOR THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF THE GREAT PLAINS.
EVERY PERSON NOW CARVED IN IT PERPETUATED VIOLENCE AGAINST NATIVE AMERICANS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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black hole time dilation week long orgasm
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Another goddess has joined the pantheon
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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FREE PALESTINE
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"But what if they don't deserve that money?"
is only ever a question asked of poor people.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ICE Agents pepper sprayed Adelita Grijalva

ICE Agents pepper sprayed and assaulted a member of Congress

ICE is a domestic terrorist organisation

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist

Donald Trump is a fascist

Donald Trump is a threat to America

#25thAmendmentNow #OmbudSjutton
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM