ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@brutumfulmen.bsky.social
🌮 All you need is love. West Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
Pinned
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
Anarcho-communism and the Catholic Worker movement.
What can I say? I’m pushing 50 from the wrong direction, and I have learned and grown.
What can I say? I’m pushing 50 from the wrong direction, and I have learned and grown.
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float James Carville out to sea on a barge
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
float James Carville out to sea on a barge
Dallasites (and I mean this specifically for registered voters in the City of Dallas): what do you think about demolishing City Hall for some sports arena? I’m dead-set against it, and I think it’s one of the more craven things our city council has done recently. But what do you think?
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dallasites (and I mean this specifically for registered voters in the City of Dallas): what do you think about demolishing City Hall for some sports arena? I’m dead-set against it, and I think it’s one of the more craven things our city council has done recently. But what do you think?
Dinner tonight: corned beef, cabbage and a homemade mustard sauce. 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dinner tonight: corned beef, cabbage and a homemade mustard sauce. 🥹
The corned beef I just cooked is proof positive. Look up the cost of whole carrots at HEB vs. what we bought, and then look him in his very pretty face and tell him his hypothesis is wrong. I dare you.
We already have lots of metrics for gauging the absurdities and imbalances of late stage capitalism but the price of baby carrots crossing the price of raw carrots should be one for the books. We should call it Waste Stage Capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The corned beef I just cooked is proof positive. Look up the cost of whole carrots at HEB vs. what we bought, and then look him in his very pretty face and tell him his hypothesis is wrong. I dare you.
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Quiet part, meet out loud.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quiet part, meet out loud.
Either you die a hero (Randy Quaid,”Independence Day” (1996)), or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
randy’s got possum back straps in the cockpot again tonight
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Either you die a hero (Randy Quaid,”Independence Day” (1996)), or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Not mentioned: they’ll also finish work on I-35 and MoPac in Austin, and 635, 121, Stemmons, and the Tollway in Dallas. 😆
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not mentioned: they’ll also finish work on I-35 and MoPac in Austin, and 635, 121, Stemmons, and the Tollway in Dallas. 😆
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Uh oh… apple.news/Aq_PsEFFNS7G...
Historic Thanksgiving travel surge collides with coast-to-coast storm — AccuWeather
A cross-country storm could throw a wrench into Thanksgiving travel plans for millions in the coming days, AccuWeather meteorologists warn.
apple.news
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Uh oh… apple.news/Aq_PsEFFNS7G...
To hear a joke about Ian Miles Cheong only looking like he does “because of the wrath of Allah” on the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social pod and then SCALD THE CRAP out of my knuckles while laughing wasn’t on my bingo card, but honestly? It shoulda been. That one’s on me, I know those dudes. 🤣😩😖🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
To hear a joke about Ian Miles Cheong only looking like he does “because of the wrath of Allah” on the @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social pod and then SCALD THE CRAP out of my knuckles while laughing wasn’t on my bingo card, but honestly? It shoulda been. That one’s on me, I know those dudes. 🤣😩😖🤣
Current Ziggy Status: rainy day nap. With blep.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Current Ziggy Status: rainy day nap. With blep.
I’m guessing that the algorithm is either not working all that well, or maybe boyfriend is too good at his job—because if what it heard the other night got interpreted as gooning… 😏
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m guessing that the algorithm is either not working all that well, or maybe boyfriend is too good at his job—because if what it heard the other night got interpreted as gooning… 😏
THAT IS HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CRIME GOBLIN
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
THAT IS HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CRIME GOBLIN
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so now Dept of War claims citing the UCMJ code will get you in trouble?
Hmm... how stupid is this?
Hmm... how stupid is this?
Using the powers of government to smear their opponents with dubious allegations
latest sham investigation just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
so now Dept of War claims citing the UCMJ code will get you in trouble?
Hmm... how stupid is this?
Hmm... how stupid is this?
I laughed pretty loudly, too. 😆
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I laughed pretty loudly, too. 😆
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To find out that this random white guy who did an infomercial in the early 2000's is a Woman beater and is running as a Republican in Texas at the same time is something
The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas as a Republican: In 2009, Shlomi was arrested for aggravated battery after a fight with a woman, who was also arrested.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas
Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, filed paperwork with the Texas Republican Party to run for the seat held by Republican Rep. John Carter.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
To find out that this random white guy who did an infomercial in the early 2000's is a Woman beater and is running as a Republican in Texas at the same time is something
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This is just Domino Theory. "If we don't fund this proxy war, eventually democracy will fall." The exact same reasoning as it was in the 50s
I certainly agree about Israel. Ukraine is a necessary investment to protect liberty and democracy in the West in the long run. Stopping billions to Israel is to end support for a genocide, and we should do that NOW.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is just Domino Theory. "If we don't fund this proxy war, eventually democracy will fall." The exact same reasoning as it was in the 50s
The number of times I’ve had this discussion with Protestant family members… 😆
"I can't eat lamb! That's like eating Jesus!"
Catholics:
Catholics:
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The number of times I’ve had this discussion with Protestant family members… 😆
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This is The Atlantic's victory lap after all the hard work running anti-vaccine and trans-eliminationist propaganda.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is The Atlantic's victory lap after all the hard work running anti-vaccine and trans-eliminationist propaganda.
If you do it right, sure! Just as one shouldn’t save “the good china” or “the guest towels” for some special occasion that may never happen— use ‘em now! Live now! Go to bed knowing that you lived (thoroughly and well) that day. 🥹♥️
Your daily fortune:
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
Like a napkin, you will start your day neat and clean, but end it crumpled and stained.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If you do it right, sure! Just as one shouldn’t save “the good china” or “the guest towels” for some special occasion that may never happen— use ‘em now! Live now! Go to bed knowing that you lived (thoroughly and well) that day. 🥹♥️
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Some of y'all:
Stop comparing ICE treatment of immigrants to police treatment of Black people!
Me:
No.
People immediately understand how ICE deportation quotas cause immediate and systemic harm to immigrant populations, and shred families apart.
But pretend not to understand police arrest quotas?
Stop comparing ICE treatment of immigrants to police treatment of Black people!
Me:
No.
People immediately understand how ICE deportation quotas cause immediate and systemic harm to immigrant populations, and shred families apart.
But pretend not to understand police arrest quotas?
Classic video. I will never stop sharing this.
Do you think Black people want this cop running around their city with a ticket quota and an arrest quota, ruining the lives of Black people for no reason?
Or trained and working as a detective, solving homicides, SAs, and returning stolen property?
Do you think Black people want this cop running around their city with a ticket quota and an arrest quota, ruining the lives of Black people for no reason?
Or trained and working as a detective, solving homicides, SAs, and returning stolen property?
Cop Fired for Speaking Out Against Ticket and Arrest Quotas
YouTube video by ReasonTV
m.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Some of y'all:
Stop comparing ICE treatment of immigrants to police treatment of Black people!
Me:
No.
People immediately understand how ICE deportation quotas cause immediate and systemic harm to immigrant populations, and shred families apart.
But pretend not to understand police arrest quotas?
Stop comparing ICE treatment of immigrants to police treatment of Black people!
Me:
No.
People immediately understand how ICE deportation quotas cause immediate and systemic harm to immigrant populations, and shred families apart.
But pretend not to understand police arrest quotas?
God, I love that for them. 😆
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
God, I love that for them. 😆
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…and so it begins. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
…and so it begins. 😋
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🎶 Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over YOUUUUUU 🎶
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
🎶 Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over YOUUUUUU 🎶