Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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🌮 All you need is love. West Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him “The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
The death penalty is always wrong in any circumstance whatsoever, and it always has been.

We humans are not responsible enough to dole out a punishment that can’t be taken back or apologized for. We should never have that responsibility. Nor should we ever have.
Joe Arridy was a mentally disabled 23-year-old who was falsely accused of r*pe and m*rder of a 15-year-old schoolgirl in Colorado. He was put to death in 1939, but was officially pardoned in 2011, since evidence proved he was coerced into confession. 

Arridy was known for spending his time on death row playing with a toy train, given to him by the prison warden. For his last meal, he requested ice cream. 

When questioned about his impending execution he showed "blank bewilderment" and it was clear that he didn't realize the meaning of the gas chamber, telling the warden "No, no, Joe won't die." He even saved some of his ice cream for after the execution.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
This is correct.
zunguzungu.bsky.social
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
jxsxpx.bsky.social
I’m sorry Veggie Tales, I was not familiar with your game
crimsonmayhem.bsky.social
A message from Phil Vischer, the creator of VeggieTales.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Someone on FB said “Audiophiles will spend 3k on a sound system just to listen to Tom Waits mumble a song recorded on a potato” and I feel *incredibly* attacked rn 😆
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
markokloos.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
An image of Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music, twirling on an alpine meadow in a long Austrian skirt, next to an image of Christopher Plummer as Georg Von Trapp in the same movie, tearing a Nazi flag in half.
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
jongraywb.bsky.social
Like for real. The plot of Spirited Away is about a kidnapped child forced into a life of indentured servitude in realm of gods after her mother and father are magically forced into becoming pigs by a witch. Meanwhile, Princess Mononoke exists.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Whenever someone uses Ghibli or Miyazaki as a synonym for "quaint, charming, unthreatening" I'm always like "bro did we watch the same movies?"
wendyxu.bsky.social
every ai bro who has reduced miyazaki to empty gentle aesthetic should no exaggeration get the judas cradle bc this man's markmaking & passion about telling WAR STORIES
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
randommuser.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Rick and Ilsa from Casablanca

Humphrey Bogart as Rick looks debonair and pensive in a white jacket and black bow tie.

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa contentedly leans on Bogie.
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
mrpaulymac.bsky.social
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
Susan Ivonova from Babylon 5
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jxsxpx.bsky.social
It is Not Good™️ but has a very weird, very 70s sorta charm. Like it’s trying to be a feminist deconstruction of a sexy vampiress exploitation movie but it’s landed in some weird neutral zone instead.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
I think it was reaching pretty high— but it didn’t quiiiittteee get there!
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Wasn’t thinking the peak of the action was a chase scene in a bikini through the DTLA bus station ending on Olvera Street, but that’s the magic of cinema for ya!
Reposted by Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
thetnholler.bsky.social
🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
The dream sequences where topless/plain ol’ naked people are running in slo-mo in the desert towards each other or making out in said brass bed is a nice touch. Somewhat Jodorowski-esque.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
We are now finding bodies in hot pants— I suppose it was only a matter of time…
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Why indeed?
angrystaffer.bsky.social
If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:

1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?

2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?

3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Nothing says “I want to sunbathe in a bikini made from a tablecloth” like… an abandoned mining town in the desert? Which I reached by dune buggy for some reason?
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Aaaand we’ve reached the “rubber bat on a string attacking our heroine” point of the movie…
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antifa.bsky.social
You guys had no idea that I had so many girlfriends, did you?

🧵
sjjphd.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Natalie Portman with a shaved head in the film V for Vendetta, which is a movie not real life, gazes at the masked anarchist revolutionary V, who again, is not real life but based on a comic book character.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
I should have said “EuroSTYLE—“ this is an American movie. But it’s VERY 1971.
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
I MEAN… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jewkrainian.bsky.social
john fetterman is what happens when a sweatsuit from tj maxx gains sentience