and Stephen, being Jack's mirror, is good at absolutely everything except sailing

no you nailed it. the books will continue to emphasize that Jack is extremely bad at everything not related to seamanship

the AI slop is the predictable boring stuff, but more interesting is a year+ ago when they were trying to make a VR app happen. Not sure why this didn't take off!!

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga