Pearly Sweetcake
@sugarblind.bsky.social
ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
if you don't swear ferociously, mutter over your breath, and slam-bang around the kitchen during your entire prep time for the one (1) dish you're expected to cook, one day a year
are you even a man?
are you even a man?
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if you don't swear ferociously, mutter over your breath, and slam-bang around the kitchen during your entire prep time for the one (1) dish you're expected to cook, one day a year
are you even a man?
are you even a man?
It's a good day to indulge in a little 24-hour mute of any words that might spoil your mood
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's a good day to indulge in a little 24-hour mute of any words that might spoil your mood
The moon has a face and it smiles on the lake
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
Don't Let Us Get Sick
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The moon has a face and it smiles on the lake
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
And causes the ripples in time
I'm lucky to be here with someone I like
Who maketh my spirit to shine
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old
Don't let us get stupid, all right?
Just make us be brave, make us play nice
And let us be together tonight
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery that describes your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery that describes your mental health.
chat is it good when you're crying in the bathroom at work before 11 am?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
chat is it good when you're crying in the bathroom at work before 11 am?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
is it good when your boss literally hear and ignores your questions?
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
can't wait to devour a turkey-cabbage stuffed with gently used electronics this thanksgiving
gonna smack the bejesus outta the next person who tells me to go to the doctor for anything unless they also offer to pay for it
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
gonna smack the bejesus outta the next person who tells me to go to the doctor for anything unless they also offer to pay for it
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
"but your parents--"
are dead, yes. because they couldn't afford doctors either!
"but you've got a--"
yes and it's probably gonna kill me. poverty is a death sentence🤷🏼♀️
Don't ever forget: "anti-woke" is explicitly anti-Black
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Don't ever forget: "anti-woke" is explicitly anti-Black
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
It's actual factual anti-Black racism dressed in several additional ugly, mean, bigoted trench coats
You cannot use "woke" as a pejorative without being racist
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Now I understand why the middle aged ladies didn't like me when I was young
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Now I understand why the middle aged ladies didn't like me when I was young
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
I don't like some of the young people I'm around bc they are m so juvenile & they won't just do the work. We know you don't like it, nobody likes it, just do it
It used to be that in person I had no middle gears, all stop or all go. Now I handle things mostly like a professional
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It used to be that in person I had no middle gears, all stop or all go. Now I handle things mostly like a professional
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
But online? Sweet candied jesus, I'm so fucking awkward, especially if I'm trying to talk to someone I think is cool. The cooler they are, the dumber I get
WHY
OUT OF CHARACTER: I've got my clothes laid out & coffee prepped, showered, washed my hair, styled it specially so it still looks ok tomorrow, & packed makeup bag. Ready to get up an hour early, ughh
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
OUT OF CHARACTER: I've got my clothes laid out & coffee prepped, showered, washed my hair, styled it specially so it still looks ok tomorrow, & packed makeup bag. Ready to get up an hour early, ughh
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
I even made baked oatmeal with apple pie filling bc I'll deserve a treat tomorrow around lunchtime
Need brake repairs to my truck asap. Need the truck to get to work for the holiday sprint this week. Shop can't touch it til 12/2
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Need brake repairs to my truck asap. Need the truck to get to work for the holiday sprint this week. Shop can't touch it til 12/2
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
Spouse can drop me off an hour early. Bestie says to come have coffee at her house for that hour, then walk over to the shop. Holiday bonus is in.
-blessings to count-
chat I think we need to talk about masking every time we leave the house
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
chat I think we need to talk about masking every time we leave the house
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
not only bc for immunocompromised people, but also to avoid facial recognition scans
"you can't refuse" is vigilante thinking. "we are going to do this to you whether you consent or not." it's rapist thinking. hide your face.
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
*cries in american*
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*cries in american*
Hello food poisoning my old friend
Takeout pizza strikes again
Takeout pizza strikes again
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hello food poisoning my old friend
Takeout pizza strikes again
Takeout pizza strikes again
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
me as your bsky therapist.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
me as your bsky therapist.
My therapist and I concluded that "florist" was probably the only job I could do without going crazy and dying about it. True story.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My therapist and I concluded that "florist" was probably the only job I could do without going crazy and dying about it. True story.
I had been off work precisely one minute before my husband rained bad news all over me and ruined my good mood
He stormed out and I'm big mad about it
He stormed out and I'm big mad about it
I had been at work precisely one minute before my boss commanded me to use a rag and scrub down filthy walls, shelves, and baseboards
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I had been off work precisely one minute before my husband rained bad news all over me and ruined my good mood
He stormed out and I'm big mad about it
He stormed out and I'm big mad about it
if I got sexts like that, I would sanitize my phone
by throwing it into a volcano
by throwing it into a volcano
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if I got sexts like that, I would sanitize my phone
by throwing it into a volcano
by throwing it into a volcano
I had been at work precisely one minute before my boss commanded me to use a rag and scrub down filthy walls, shelves, and baseboards
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I had been at work precisely one minute before my boss commanded me to use a rag and scrub down filthy walls, shelves, and baseboards
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
I broke 4 nails and I'm big mad about it
I love listening to RØRY when I need to cry my eyes out
It's not even the lyrics, it's just the way it sounds
It's not even the lyrics, it's just the way it sounds
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I love listening to RØRY when I need to cry my eyes out
It's not even the lyrics, it's just the way it sounds
It's not even the lyrics, it's just the way it sounds
10/10 album, 30 years later
Hello - YouTube
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
10/10 album, 30 years later