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sulky 🛫 PAXU
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befriending varmints, fantasizing about playing d&d.
@memoriamatters.bsky.social are you getting royalties for this?
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ugh now i gotta fit all this stuff in my carry-on #paxunplugged
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
there is certainly a circle of hell where it is eternally the last workday before a week of PTO and you have been booked in back-to-back meetings
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“god, i love bread” -a very small child eating an auntie anne’s pretzel in the outlet mall.

me too, kid. me too.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i can’t figure out if people are using LLMs to generate their like… 2-3 sentence posts on social media or if the cadence of generative ai “speech” is absorbing into the way humans communicate.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i have been playing d&d 5e for almost 6 years and i have never encountered a single person, regardless of experience level, who does not have to look up the rules for grappling every time it comes up in a session.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
my #dnd #5e hot take is that DMs who ban silvery barbs at their table are cowards. traumatize them back, c’mon.
September 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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today I was beset by many challenges
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if the blue angels have a million haters, i’m one of them. if the blue angels have one hater, it’s me. if the blue angels have no haters, i’m dead. #seafair
July 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
someone from my job texted me a picture of MY OWN CAR in the parking lot because one of the bumper stickers reminded them of me.

It’s called a strong brand identity
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Screaming 😭
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i just love it when trucks have those cünty lil nipple rings
May 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i’m honestly surprised that the roman catholic church, being italian at least by association, can overlook the abomination unto italian cuisine that is chicago deep dish pizza in selecting the new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i always thought i liked the visuals of the ghibli art style but it turns out i actually mostly like when you can feel that something was lovingly created.
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i feel like the devil in “the devil went down to georgia” has an astounding amount of mediocre straight white cis man confidence because that is truly the worst fiddle performance i’ve ever heard. and i was in middle school orchestra.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
it is a truth universally acknowledged that your players will reject any NPC you spent a lot of time lovingly crafting for them in favor of a random NPC that you didn’t even bother to name. #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster
March 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM