"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Ese nido le fue prometido hace 3000 años. Ustedes no lo entienden... ¡zurdos!

🎨christoperro

I used to live there. This is fucking insane.

My ice cold take is that if you used AI to write your DnD campaign for you, I think it's trash and I don't want to play.

[Holding Michael Phelps at gunpoint]: Finally, the gold medals recognizing my swimming prowess.

The number of straight friends who continue to buy HP shit for their kids is depressing. Like. I know your kids will be little monsters if you don't give in. But your money funds anti-trans legislation. At least have the decency to steal it and remind your kids JK is a fucking monster. 🤷🏻

-what does the fox say?
-*suena musica en 8-bits*

Slightly diminish a band:

Write Strongly Worded Letters to the Machine

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

Audibly moaned after changing my desktop to dark mode. Whose idea was white anyway?

Tonight, two things happened for the first time ever:

1. My husband texted me on WhatsApp that he has tinnitus and it's been hard for him today.

2. YouTube showed me a tinnitus self-help short.

If you were wondering about how end-to-end secure your conversations are. 🤷🏻

Attn earbuds designers:
I don't want small, slippery earbuds that go into a small, slippery case. They all eventually slip from my large, clumsy hands and explode into pieces when they hit the pavement. Fuck.
#StopTheSlip

At a birthday party scandalizing the straights with normal stories of just existing while gay. What a different world.

It's Open Season. Yes, that time of year when my husband opens all the windows "because it's so nice out" and I have to surreptitiously close them all because I, under all these blankets, am covered in frostbite.

I'm such a slut for competition reality shows. Yesterday I didn't know what Glow Up was. Today I have *strong opinions* about who should win season 5. 🤡

Y'all tiny

I'm a real boy.

Happy Pride Month to them!