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Blouse
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Queen of parallel parking
I’d have to bleach my eyeballs.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It was in a gym changing room, apparently.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yep, it’s a miracle I found his presents as I’d hidden them in a very safe space, away from the Christmas presents.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s like the 2nd Lord of the Rings film.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That took a while.
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We had to take a few inches off the base and the top to fit it in.
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Waiting for A to finish cleaning her bedroom…
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You’re a good man x
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s really manipulative behaviour too.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That’s awful.
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One candle holder survived 👍
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yep.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The man in B&Q was definitely bottom-shaming it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It’s just a cheap little 60s cabinet, with miscellaneous stuff in it- see photo. That was last year. My glass candle holders (bottom right) are now where the lamp was. I think one or both have been smashed.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I just couldn’t let it lie.
two men are looking at each other and one of them says you wouldn 't let it lie
ALT: two men are looking at each other and one of them says you wouldn 't let it lie
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December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mat has gone to pick up his daughter. I’m not touching anything until he gets back.

(It keeled over onto the coffee table just after he left, and I decided to get it back up and rotate it a bit, so this is all my fault.)
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM