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I did think dancing to the sound of your own voice was hubristic
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I did think dancing to the sound of your own voice was hubristic
OMFG what is happening with the figure skaters?
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
OMFG what is happening with the figure skaters?
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When I was 16, me & a friend were walking through Cardiff talking about how we liked the song Boston Tea Party & an older man stopped to lecture us about how the Sensational Alex Harvey Band were "taking the piss" & shouldn't be taken seriously. This is what arseholes had to do before social media.
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
When I was 16, me & a friend were walking through Cardiff talking about how we liked the song Boston Tea Party & an older man stopped to lecture us about how the Sensational Alex Harvey Band were "taking the piss" & shouldn't be taken seriously. This is what arseholes had to do before social media.
Did anyone actually buy a puffball skirt?
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Did anyone actually buy a puffball skirt?
I was fascinated by Lene Lovich.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I was fascinated by Lene Lovich.
Those glasses are very coool.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Those glasses are very coool.
If you need a last minute Valentine present, this is still available on FB Marketplace.
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If you need a last minute Valentine present, this is still available on FB Marketplace.
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I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.
Tried to buy a Valentine meal deal from M&S on the way home. Carnage.
a man with his arms outstretched is looking up at a flying squirrel
ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is looking up at a flying squirrel
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February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Tried to buy a Valentine meal deal from M&S on the way home. Carnage.
If you get used to being chauffeured around, you probably become more anxious and hypersensitive to perceived threats when you’re not in the safety of your luxury car. Welcome to real life, sunshine.
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
If you get used to being chauffeured around, you probably become more anxious and hypersensitive to perceived threats when you’re not in the safety of your luxury car. Welcome to real life, sunshine.
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The cat videos will continue until morale improves
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The cat videos will continue until morale improves
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Pay your fucking taxes, Compo.
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Pay your fucking taxes, Compo.
F realised today that his first choice of university has offered him a place at the wrong campus. I checked and he’d mistakenly put the wrong campus on his UCAS form.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
F realised today that his first choice of university has offered him a place at the wrong campus. I checked and he’d mistakenly put the wrong campus on his UCAS form.
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Everyone hates Jim Ratcliffe.
Lovely stuff.
Lovely stuff.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Everyone hates Jim Ratcliffe.
Lovely stuff.
Lovely stuff.
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One of the ways I know there's no God is that a _British_ person can use the word 'colonised' like this and not immediately got vaporised.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
One of the ways I know there's no God is that a _British_ person can use the word 'colonised' like this and not immediately got vaporised.
When you move your country of residency to Monaco to avoid paying billions in tax, you give up any right to comment on life in the UK.
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
When you move your country of residency to Monaco to avoid paying billions in tax, you give up any right to comment on life in the UK.
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Oh, the irony...
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Oh, the irony...