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superiorcyril.bsky.social
Cyril Cat
@superiorcyril.bsky.social
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Large grumpy megalomaniac orange feline.
Read my posts in the voice of Jeremy Irons as Scar.
I like sleeping, eating, occasionally chasing leaves, but most of all judging my melodramatic fathers.
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superiorcyril.bsky.social
All by myself...
A ginger and white cat sat by a closed patio door. It's raining outside and the cat is looking down at the floor as if he is sad.
May 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Today I deigned to hold Large Father @obtownsend.bsky.social 's paw with my own. There was no sentimentality involved, no, none at all.
A ginger cat rests his little white paw in the hand of a human A white man holding his ginger cats hand
May 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Having a #Caturday snooze in the garden 🐱🌱
A ginger and white cat sleeping in the sun on a grey stone patio
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Today the Fathers went on a protest so I helped by putting my paw print on their poster!
#transrights #catsfortransrights
A sign saying "you are loved" with a rainbow cat sticker and a muddy cat paw print circled in marker pen saying "my cat did this, he loves you too"
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
#Cats4TransRights
A ginger and white cat with a trans flag
April 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
I don't have a trans flag mat to sleep on (yet) but wishing the human equivalent of Dreamies and head scritches to all my #trans humans on #TDoV 🏳️‍⚧️
A ginger and white cat sat on a rainbow striped door mat in the sunshine. Behind him is an open patio door with views of a yellow flower in the garden beyond.
March 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Apparently the Fathers have something called "work" tomorrow which means they aren't going to be available to attend to my every whim. Rude.
#cats ##CatsofBluesky
A ginger and white cat sat on a white and blue duvet, looking majestic. He is purring so much he has dribbled down his chin.
March 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Dysgu #Cymraeg gyda tad heddiw.

(Today Cyril joined my Welsh zoom classes and learned how to say "dw I eisiau mwy Dreamies!")
A ginger and white cat, looking noble. He is sat sideways with his ears pricked up.
March 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Cyril Cat entered the group chat and sold all the war plans to your enemies. Then he coughed up a furball on the screen and left.
A ginger cat sat on an armchair which is covered in a paisley print red throw. He looks regal.
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Working 9-5...

#cats #CatsofBluesky
A ginger cat sat on an office chair, with a computer keyboard just above him. The cat is stretched out and looks sleepy.
March 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
This weekend I helped Large Father regain his work-life balance.
#cats 🐈
A ginger and white cat asleep on his owner's chest. He is reaching his white paw out towards his owner's face.
March 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Judging you.
A ginger and white cat lying with his paws stretched out, giving side eye.
March 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
You're late with my supper, Small Father, so with regret*, I will proceed to eat your arm.
*with no regrets. Absolutely zero f*cks were given.
A ginger cat with his mouth open in a big yawn, looking like he is about to eat the human man who is taking a dorky selfie of them both.
March 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Today I knocked Small Father's jigsaw on the floor so I got sent to the cathouse...
#cats #catsofBluesky
A ginger and white cat sitting in a cat-shaped cat house. The cat house is on a red foot stool in front of a red sofa.
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Fuming because the Fathers' bedding matches the toy cheetah and not their actual, very own, loving* cat son.
*barely tolerating
A ginger and white cat, and a soft toy cheetah, sat on dark blue bedding with a cheetah motif. The cat is glaring and looks absolutely raging.
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
There are 4 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and cat, which is at once all of them and none of them.

#cat #cats #CatsofBluesky
A ginger and white cat, asleep on a blanket. He is very bendy and looks like he's a liquid!
February 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
I am absolutely done with all this ridiculous Valentine's sentimentality. What's wrong with a quick liaison on top of the neighbour's shed followed by raiding some bins for a leftover kebab and sharing a rat on the way home?
A ginger and white cat, looking grumpy.
February 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Go away Small Father and let me do my ablutions in peace. Would you want to be photographed in the middle of washing YOUR nether regions? No. You would not. Kindly cease and desist.
A very grumpy looking ginger cat mid having a wash. Behind him is his ridiculous human who is trying to take a selfie of him.
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
I have absolutely no time for jigsaws, what a waste of fucking time. This is absolutely not related to the fact that I don't have opposable thumbs and cannot work out which bits go where, no sir it is not.
A ginger and white cat sits glaring at a jigsaw puzzle in a box.
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Posing with one of my Fathers. This one is my current favourite as he gave me some nice smelly lamb for dinner.
A smiling white man with glasses and brown hair, wearing a blue knitted jumper, is cuddling an orange and white cat who is sitting on his chest.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
In my emo era. It's not a phase, Fathers, this is who I am! Now let me listen to My Cattical Romance in peace.
A ginger cat peeks out of a dark grey hoodie. He looks mournful and very emo.
January 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
The Fathers apparently find me very funny when I am having my nightly wash. How rude. Let a venerable gentleman do his ablutions in peace.
A ginger and white cat sat on a green and white duvet. He is mid-grooming, with his back leg lifted and his paw in front of his crotch! A ginger and white cat sat on a green and white duvet. He looks cross.
January 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Playing Cats and Catacombs with the Fathers
A ginger and white cat, with his eyes closed, and a rainbow D20 on his head
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
I've had a frankly exhausting Christmas, mainly because I've been stuck at home with the Fathers. I've written to my good friend Nigel Furr-age and we've agreed holidays for humans are woke nonsense and we're going to ban them. Humans need to get out from under our feet and learn to hunt properly.
A ginger and white cat with a very grumpy face is lying on a blue blanket.
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
superiorcyril.bsky.social
Go AWAY Fathers, I am busy.
A ginger and white cat lying on a brown and white check blanket, looking into the distance. A ginger and white cat, lying with one white leg stretched out long. A ginger and white cat lying with his paws curled up next to his tummy.
December 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM