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Opinion headline: Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes. Byline: by some rich asshole
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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gospodyina.bsky.social
Presumably you saw this going around
I was born in a neighborhood Where the whistles blow real good And those fascists in their hoods Thought they'd walk over us And every single day As my mom drove to the fray She'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus: Come out, La Migra goons, In your stumbling platoons, Teli your moms how you ate shit on ice for quotas! Tell her how despite your guns all you ever did was run from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota! Text your ex how bravely you Shoved those grannies two by two, Your grenades and gas and guns against their whistles; Say you guard the USA From the non-white and the gay As you beg her for that child support dismissal Come out, La Migra goons... Come let us hear you, please How you hunted refugees How you sought them well and truly persecuted How you'd throw a teargas bomb How you murdered someone's mom When the Good you'll never match was executed Come out, La Migra goons... Come let us hear you say How you slaughtered our Renee For the crime of pride, for looking too empowered Where are those sneers and jeers That you loudly let us hear Claiming Ross shot not in hate but as a coward Come out, La Migra goons... The time will come at last (And we'll work to bring it fast) When every MAGA Nazi runs before us And if they drag their feet Our kids'll drive them from our streets With a verse or two of singing this fine chorus:| Come out, La Migra goons, In your stumbling platoons, Tell your moms how you ate shit on ice for quotas! Tell her how despite your guns all you ever did was run from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
superman23.bsky.social
*Blacking alligators for the cause*
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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lawnerd.bsky.social
A lot of establishment democrats view the reality that the Republican Party is run by a coterie of traitors, crooks, conmen, and literal goddamn pedophiles as an embarrassment, rather than a giant opportunity.

A modern ABSCAM could roll up the entire federalist society.
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
superman23.bsky.social
That's my favorite holiday song:

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree/
Take out a god-damned Nazi!
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
superman23.bsky.social
They heard he was a cunning linguist.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
superman23.bsky.social
Steve Ditko> Mike Ditka.
(I got kicked out of Chicago for this )

Also, Sienkiewicz!
(I'm just showing off now.)
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
superman23.bsky.social
This is my old neighborhood, I went to elementary school and high school there. Lots of police and firefighter families.

I'm absolutely delighted to see them rise to the occasion!
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM