gospodyina
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
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won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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Me: hey, we might not be late this year!
Kid: *executes laborious sock/shoe process*
Me: okay, yeah, no, we’re late again.
Kid: *executes laborious sock/shoe process*
Me: okay, yeah, no, we’re late again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me: hey, we might not be late this year!
Kid: *executes laborious sock/shoe process*
Me: okay, yeah, no, we’re late again.
Kid: *executes laborious sock/shoe process*
Me: okay, yeah, no, we’re late again.
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Who up spatchcockin their bird?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Who up spatchcockin their bird?
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cursed lmgtfy
TFW you ask a basic methodological question to an acquaintance in the same room, who has a PhD in the field and significant relevant methodological expertise and they go to their laptop, type the question into OpenAI, copy and paste the output without reading it, as you watch, and then dm it to you…
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
cursed lmgtfy
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I always forget that every year new york uses up all our remaining helium for balloons
“this balloon is so large, hoda, that you could fit actually 85 black bears inside. but i’m not sure that would be a good idea.”
“no.”
“no.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I always forget that every year new york uses up all our remaining helium for balloons
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Lil Jon just performed on the Toys R Us Float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and if you said “wait what year is it” it could be referring to four different parts of that sentence
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Lil Jon just performed on the Toys R Us Float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and if you said “wait what year is it” it could be referring to four different parts of that sentence
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Someone please hire me to rank the parade floats on a scale of how Cocaine Ideas they are so I can put “Pasta Knight fights a fire-breathing pasta dragon while operatic music swells” at the top.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Someone please hire me to rank the parade floats on a scale of how Cocaine Ideas they are so I can put “Pasta Knight fights a fire-breathing pasta dragon while operatic music swells” at the top.
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Leo XIV, the American pope, on Thanksgiving Day, is in Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Leo XIV, the American pope, on Thanksgiving Day, is in Turkey.
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I can’t compete with the big retailers so I’m doing something different for Black Friday.
Receive a free greetings card of choice with every print or calendar purchase.
Don’t put it in your basket, just leave a note at checkout what card you’d like & I'll add it to your order :)
Receive a free greetings card of choice with every print or calendar purchase.
Don’t put it in your basket, just leave a note at checkout what card you’d like & I'll add it to your order :)
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I can’t compete with the big retailers so I’m doing something different for Black Friday.
Receive a free greetings card of choice with every print or calendar purchase.
Don’t put it in your basket, just leave a note at checkout what card you’d like & I'll add it to your order :)
Receive a free greetings card of choice with every print or calendar purchase.
Don’t put it in your basket, just leave a note at checkout what card you’d like & I'll add it to your order :)
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If you’re grateful for the workers who make your coffee every day, the best Thanksgiving thank-you is skipping Starbucks until they treat baristas fairly.
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you’re grateful for the workers who make your coffee every day, the best Thanksgiving thank-you is skipping Starbucks until they treat baristas fairly.
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
do NOT reply to this about how you don't drink starbucks anyway! I don't care if you like or hate their coffee! I care about labor, ty!
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
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Somehow found myself on the Simple English Wikipedia entry for Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto, and more program notes should be like this tbh
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Somehow found myself on the Simple English Wikipedia entry for Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto, and more program notes should be like this tbh
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Crowdfund schools, hospitals and libraries by paying tax.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Crowdfund schools, hospitals and libraries by paying tax.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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I am ready to go beyond implication and say after reading the facts here that one of the most recognizable people working in the White House almost certainly had ICE arrest her nephew's mother as a favor to her brother
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I am ready to go beyond implication and say after reading the facts here that one of the most recognizable people working in the White House almost certainly had ICE arrest her nephew's mother as a favor to her brother
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Today is the 56th anniversary of the first performance of Mahna Mahna on Sesame Street. You’re familiar with it by now, of course, but... well, it never hurts to be reminded, does it?
Sesame Street - Mahna Mahna (1969)
YouTube video by Tiny Dancer
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Today is the 56th anniversary of the first performance of Mahna Mahna on Sesame Street. You’re familiar with it by now, of course, but... well, it never hurts to be reminded, does it?
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.