Chris Sims (Baby Please Come Home)
@theisb.bsky.social
Waiting by the river.
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There are two guys in the Ballerina spinoff who say:
“We shouldn’t do this, that’s John Fucking Wick!”
“Come on, he’s only one man!”
and I have already referred to them as Matt and Chris.
“We shouldn’t do this, that’s John Fucking Wick!”
“Come on, he’s only one man!”
and I have already referred to them as Matt and Chris.
There was a question going around about what job you would have in the John Wick world. I would probably be the guy signing up for the temp job with the description “get ruthlessly dispatched by John Wick in like 3 seconds”. But I would complain about it the whole time.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
There are two guys in the Ballerina spinoff who say:
“We shouldn’t do this, that’s John Fucking Wick!”
“Come on, he’s only one man!”
and I have already referred to them as Matt and Chris.
“We shouldn’t do this, that’s John Fucking Wick!”
“Come on, he’s only one man!”
and I have already referred to them as Matt and Chris.
My favorite characters in John Wick are the guys who chase John Wick into the Gun and Knife Museum.
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My favorite characters in John Wick are the guys who chase John Wick into the Gun and Knife Museum.
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Hi friends. Marlene broke her ankle on New Year's and is going to need surgery for it. It's also going to keep her from working for a good little while. A friend very kindly set up a GoFundMe for her, and any help is appreciated.
Donate to Help Marlene Recover and Get Back on Her Feet, organized by Mallory Nuckols
Please consider donating to help Marlene Thompson recover from ank… Mallory Nuckols needs your support for Help Marlene Recover and Get Back on Her Feet
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January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hi friends. Marlene broke her ankle on New Year's and is going to need surgery for it. It's also going to keep her from working for a good little while. A friend very kindly set up a GoFundMe for her, and any help is appreciated.
Sean Bean changing his name from his birth name, Shaun Bean, remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever done.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Sean Bean changing his name from his birth name, Shaun Bean, remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever done.
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DJ Alfred E Neuman be like "check out my soundclod"
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
DJ Alfred E Neuman be like "check out my soundclod"
I think for 2026 I’m going to stop reading comics and only read BERSERK again.
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I think for 2026 I’m going to stop reading comics and only read BERSERK again.
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Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
Am I about to watch this movie with Big Dave and Milla Jovovich, y/n
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Am I about to watch this movie with Big Dave and Milla Jovovich, y/n
HE SAID IT
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
HE SAID IT
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If you're after a...
⭐feel-good adventure game
⭐with a banging soundtrack
⭐that only takes a few hours to play
Our game Shindig is in the Steam sale for less than two bucks!
Treat yo-self! 🧡
⭐feel-good adventure game
⭐with a banging soundtrack
⭐that only takes a few hours to play
Our game Shindig is in the Steam sale for less than two bucks!
Treat yo-self! 🧡
Save 75% on Shindig on Steam
Explore a hand-drawn island and help out a rainbow of quirky characters to plan the perfect party in Shindig – a fully-voiced, feelsy, wholesome and cozy narrative adventure! You're invited!
bit.ly
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If you're after a...
⭐feel-good adventure game
⭐with a banging soundtrack
⭐that only takes a few hours to play
Our game Shindig is in the Steam sale for less than two bucks!
Treat yo-self! 🧡
⭐feel-good adventure game
⭐with a banging soundtrack
⭐that only takes a few hours to play
Our game Shindig is in the Steam sale for less than two bucks!
Treat yo-self! 🧡
The Beacons of Amon-Din Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid! You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Beacons of Amon-Din Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid! You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
Never forget His sacrifice, the true reason for the season!
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Never forget His sacrifice, the true reason for the season!
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Hello, Bluesky, it's time for the annual retelling of the Christmas Fable I wrote back in 2017 on twitter.
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December 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Hello, Bluesky, it's time for the annual retelling of the Christmas Fable I wrote back in 2017 on twitter.
(1/2)
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Be not afraid, for on this day a charcuterie is born.
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Be not afraid, for on this day a charcuterie is born.
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Hey here’s a whole big thread of Apocrypals Christmas and Hanukkah episodes in case you want to ignore your family for a few hours
Happy holidays everyone! I hope you are enjoying your Christmas week — but maybe we can help add to the festivities with some classic Christmas episodes
The Infancy Gospel of James, the quintessential expansion of the Christmas story apocrypals.libsyn.com/29-these-apo...
The Infancy Gospel of James, the quintessential expansion of the Christmas story apocrypals.libsyn.com/29-these-apo...
Apocrypals: 29: These Apocryphal Ravings (The Infancy Gospel of James)
Mary Christmas, Theophiloi! Normally at this time of year, you get a nice little reading from Luke about being sore afraid and wishing peace on Earth and goodwill to men. Unfortunately, we already cov...
apocrypals.libsyn.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hey here’s a whole big thread of Apocrypals Christmas and Hanukkah episodes in case you want to ignore your family for a few hours
Oh no! It’s Christmas Eve and a severe blow to the head has made me and Matt forget about Christmas! It’s up to Fraction to remind us of what this holiday is really all about… sort of.
It's our Christmas special, but there's a problem. Matt and Chris...have forgotten Christmas. It's up to Matt Fraction to set them right once more.
Episode 751 - Christmas Collision by @Klytus Media
It's our annual Christmas special, but there's one problem. A moose/snowmobile crash has led Matt and Chris to forget what Christmas even is! It's up to an unusually game Matt Fraction to help them re...
zencastr.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh no! It’s Christmas Eve and a severe blow to the head has made me and Matt forget about Christmas! It’s up to Fraction to remind us of what this holiday is really all about… sort of.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.
My Christmas presents from @anotherelle.bsky.social and @jdkrach.bsky.social are telling the greatest story in TTRPG history.
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My Christmas presents from @anotherelle.bsky.social and @jdkrach.bsky.social are telling the greatest story in TTRPG history.
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It's our Christmas special, but there's a problem. Matt and Chris...have forgotten Christmas. It's up to Matt Fraction to set them right once more.
Episode 751 - Christmas Collision by @Klytus Media
It's our annual Christmas special, but there's one problem. A moose/snowmobile crash has led Matt and Chris to forget what Christmas even is! It's up to an unusually game Matt Fraction to help them re...
zencastr.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's our Christmas special, but there's a problem. Matt and Chris...have forgotten Christmas. It's up to Matt Fraction to set them right once more.
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I hope I’m not too late to sincerely wish you all the happiest of Nygma Times (the time it is to expect the unexpected)
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I hope I’m not too late to sincerely wish you all the happiest of Nygma Times (the time it is to expect the unexpected)
Sang “Santa Baby” to my dog but changed the lyrics to be about her, then said it was a song by Eartha Pupp and then had to explain to her (the dog) that this was a very funny joke.
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sang “Santa Baby” to my dog but changed the lyrics to be about her, then said it was a song by Eartha Pupp and then had to explain to her (the dog) that this was a very funny joke.
I hope we find out his parents were killed by eggs.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I hope we find out his parents were killed by eggs.
(Walks up to straight couple) Which one of you is the Muddle Through and which is the Highest Bough?
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
(Walks up to straight couple) Which one of you is the Muddle Through and which is the Highest Bough?