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Annie Craton
@anniezard.bsky.social
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston?

🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
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aplante.com
drew some o'briens #art #trek
some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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theisb.bsky.social
Everyone: Farideh, please do not make any more deals with literal demons.
Farideh: I swear I will never do that, I have learned my lesson.
[Farideh faces literally any minor inconvenience]
Farideh: [Wracked with sorrow] I must unfortunately make another deal with a demon.
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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grassflu.bsky.social
Oh my god digimon adventures Butterfly started playing and im so high what the hell am I gonna do with all these feelings
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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evanpalmercomics.com
Oh cool I might finally be able to share the one I worked on???
toonhive.bsky.social ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 21d
Shorts from Cartoon Network Studios’ Cartoon Cartoons program will be released every Monday on the Warner Bros. TV YouTube channel, according to the description of the video “A For Angel.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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3mipop.bsky.social
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
anniezard.bsky.social
Sterkona is my PC from one of the best DnD campaigns I’ve ever had the pleasure to be a part of. Please come listen to my tale of my perfect Herbo, the Largest Possible Wife
waywardocpod.bsky.social The Home for Wayward OCs @waywardocpod.bsky.social · 21d
Welcome to the Home for Wayward OCs! This month’s episode features @anniezard.bsky.social and her largest OC Sterkona! We discuss Table Tips, Big Beefy Women, Goku, chosen family, and things just for you.

#newepisode #Podcast #Podernfamily #indiepodcast #goku #ttrpgs #ocsky
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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hotpaper.bsky.social
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'
January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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dungeonlust.com
Art by • Clyde Caldwell
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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retquits.art
so don't get too comfortable.

#art
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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kenlowery.bsky.social
Haven't seen it, but it bears pre-emption: we don't need to see screenshots of professional liars justifying this shit. It's pointless static and doesn't matter. We know what happened and what's happening, and they have zero interest in the truth. Waste of everyone's time.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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genuinely stunning image
Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
Red headed kid with bangs Red headed old lady with bangs Red headed kid with bangs Red headed lady with bangs
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
anniezard.bsky.social
Woke up cranky today, limited my social media usage, got myself coffee and a pastry, and later made soup full of veggies for dinner and did some yoga while it simmered and ate it with buttered toast. Vibes slowly restoring.
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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shannonmanorart.bsky.social
Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 436 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor
Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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atlathewriter.bsky.social
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..." More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!" A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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kellyarekayyeo.com
bus saga
Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
anniezard.bsky.social
Definitely check out this thread, very important vibe check
margaret.bsky.social Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 26d
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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jasonv.bsky.social
I can make children read again
Over art of JD Salinger's Catcher in the Rye but it's called HOW I DECIDED TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AMD FIGHT PHONIES and there's an anime boy with a sword skipping carefree on the cover
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
a quick comic about jesus
a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent” a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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At the Motion Picture Academy Museum: Up close with Wallace & Gromit, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Frankenweenie and Jack Skellington’s head(s).
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM