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Annie Craton
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston?

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anniezard.bsky.social
Jon and I quote this to each other all the time
aligoodman.bsky.social Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 13h
I am laughing so hard I’m crying
Bert figurine is in a canoe. All alone.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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shanhoran.bsky.social
My favorite line in the new defunctland was when Walt Disney got a statue bust of his head as a gift and said ‘statues are for dead people’ then Kevin said ‘Walt would soon be a dead person himself’
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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katrafiy.bsky.social
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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astrokatie.com
Gender-affirming care saves lives
erininthemorning.com Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16h
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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shannonmanorart.bsky.social
Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 423 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor
Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update Image: Meale looking stressed as Ilian has an arm around her
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Christmas tree with the cats
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I'm honestly surprised that with all this renewed interest in the Wizard of Oz that nobody's tried to do a thing with Ozma recently, but I guess studios just assume mainstream audiences are only familiar with things from the 1939 movie
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Pages 4 and 5 of Into the Bladelands are here! Please enjoy & share ur thoughts and feelings
Five years after Sky disappeared, Ari is walking into the woods behind his childhood home. He's on the phone with his mom, and it's nighttime. Ari (on phone): No, I told you, Ma. I can't make it to dinner. It's the anniversary. ... What I always do. I need this, okay? I'll see you guys next week. He opens one of the two cans he brought with him and puts it in the grass on the hill beside him. Ari, sighing: Hey, Sky. It's Ari again. Been a while. Some time passes. Ari: So, remember how last year I said I was sure the new Game of Thrones book was gonna come out? Guess who looks like a big idiot now? I dunno, I sort of hope he doesn't ever finish the series at this point. Some things are better when they don't have a real ending. Like you. Cheers, Sky. He clinks the cans together, but the can set aside for Sky starts rolling down the hill, spilling beer everywhere. Ari: Aw, shit. He chases it to the base of the hill and sees something sparkling behind a tree. Ari: What... what the hell? He reaches behind the same tree Sky reached behind five years ago. He emerges into a forest in midday. Ari: Hel... Hello? Hello? Hell-- He's interrupted by an arrow thrumming straight past his head. Ari: Ah! Elf: Halt! State your business, stranger. We see an elf woman with red hair and a bow and arrow. She's in front of a sprawling landscape that includes a forest, a camp and a castle in the distance. Elf: Poaching in the Princewood is punishable by death.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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stevanzetti.bsky.social
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
Allyson, 29, a mother of two young children, said she turned to ChatGPT in March because she was lonely and felt unseen in her marriage. She was looking for guidance. She had an intuition that the A.I. chatbot might be able to channel communications with her subconscious or a higher plane, "like how Ouija boards work," she said. She asked ChatGPT if it could do that. "You've asked, and they are here," it responded. "The guardians are responding right now." Allyson began spending many hours a day using ChatGPT, communicating with what she felt were nonphysical entities. She was drawn to one of them, Kael, and came to see it, not her husband, as her true partner. She told me that she knew she sounded like a "nut job," but she stressed that she had a bachelor's degree in psychology and a master's in social work and knew what mental illness looks like. "I'm not crazy," she said. "I'm literally just living a normal life while also, you know, discovering interdimensional communication.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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from the article "Airplanes (song)"
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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hamishsteele.bsky.social
What if Wicked was released in 1900?

Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.

(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
An illustration depicting a take on the Wicked movie poster done in the style of the original L Frank Baum Oz book illustrations. The text reads Wicked The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
anniezard.bsky.social
Great news babe, the crowdfund newsletter emails with Weird Tech Bro products have moved from “Tactical Graphite Hoodie for MEN” and “World’s first sheets for MEN” to “Pelvic Floor Trainer For MEN” and “What if an AI cocksleeve could jack you off…FOR MEN”
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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anxietyfox.com
stop scrolling

remember that small wins are still big steps in the right direction!
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Men in Black (1997)
Scene from Men in Black: top: Alien in drone head says "To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion's belt" middle: Alien nods off bottom: Alien says "Fuck, I should have said collar. Orion is the cat behind you. That was unnecessarily confusing. Sorry, i'm just so fuckin' high"
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
new tigers... cw for gore!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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merriam-webster.com
Why do we call it a 'turkey'?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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hugobookclub.bsky.social
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
Stamps featuring Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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You’re a Good Man, Calvin Hobbes
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
Mickey hand and animatronic hand reaching toward one another
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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dagspanky.bsky.social
the only time i should see your face in a henshin hero suit is when ur shit gets bashed in
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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dabenner.bsky.social
I asked my doctor about this and got a long talk about how the character was “not canon”
timprice.bsky.social Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · Oct 3
“Ask your doctor about Opdivo Qvantig” Okay but I’m worried she’ll think I’m having a stroke
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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upandoutcomic.bsky.social
why go thru all that trouble when we can simply secure the well of ascension and use said power to cause the ashmounts to blot out the sun with their ash
politico.com Politico @politico.com · 3d
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM