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Annie Craton
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston?

🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
Great news, I got my groove back*.

*remembered how to catch floats the right way
It’s been a year since I’ve done colorwork knits and I have absolutely lost the muscle memory I picked up for how to catch floats. This is SO ANNOYING.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Someone should edit Goku’s Wikipedia page to start with “Goku is a hugely popular guy,” and cite Al Roker from last year’s parade. It’s indisputably true.
Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Exhibit D: Alley CATS (2/2)

You didn't think I'd leave you hanging like that, did ya? I NEED YOU TO FEEL EMOTIONS.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Daily DBZ 181-2. Goku tosses Cell a senzu bean to keep things fair and square. Gohan confidently steps onto the battlefield and powers up for like 3 solid minutes. Everyone is stunned at the ki radiating off of this kid. Maybe he can do this???
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 424 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Very enticing credit in these historical wargaming rules from 1989
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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L from Death Note
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Here comes Santa Claus

In stores next week
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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new episode on the first ( view more )

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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I loved this essay. It answered so many questions I didn’t even know I still had about this manga I was obsessed with when I was a tween.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Every company sued for wrongful death:
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Companions of Christmas: ČERT AND ANDĚL

Each year, St. Nicolas gathers two of his littlest companions on December 5th: unlikely best friends Čert and Anděl, who accompany him to the Czech Republic, Slovenia, and Slovakia. 1/
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM