Ben
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
Reposted by Ben
Part of me gets so disappointed when I see people calling Star Wars A New Hope instead of the movie’s actual name, Star Wars
February 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Part of me gets so disappointed when I see people calling Star Wars A New Hope instead of the movie’s actual name, Star Wars
Time to drink one (1) beer and start hollering about how underrated Wong Kar-Wai’s The Grandmaster (2013) is.
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Time to drink one (1) beer and start hollering about how underrated Wong Kar-Wai’s The Grandmaster (2013) is.
tfw James Leask is making enchiladas
I’m making enchiladas
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
tfw James Leask is making enchiladas
Reposted by Ben
Reposted by Ben
HOAGIE
GRITTY
JAWN
🎶HOOOOOGRIJAAAWWWWWWN🎶
GRITTY
JAWN
🎶HOOOOOGRIJAAAWWWWWWN🎶
Medal combo that turns you into a Philadelphia-themed Kamen Rider
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
HOAGIE
GRITTY
JAWN
🎶HOOOOOGRIJAAAWWWWWWN🎶
GRITTY
JAWN
🎶HOOOOOGRIJAAAWWWWWWN🎶
The Olive Garden of Earthly Delights
February 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Olive Garden of Earthly Delights
Reposted by Ben
Me, cleaning my cat fountain: oh my god these animals must have disgusting mouths. Portals to horror.
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Me, cleaning my cat fountain: oh my god these animals must have disgusting mouths. Portals to horror.
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
Reposted by Ben
You pull up the video and it's just me doing my taxes and going to work and folding my laundry
Extreme Mature Woman. 4 Hours of Footage
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
You pull up the video and it's just me doing my taxes and going to work and folding my laundry
Reposted by Ben
really had a moment when I finally watched CARRIE recently
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
really had a moment when I finally watched CARRIE recently
Reposted by Ben
Roses are red,
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
February 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Roses are red,
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
Reposted by Ben
Roses are red
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Roses are red
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
Reposted by Ben
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Reposted by Ben
happy valentine's day from scott 😍
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
happy valentine's day from scott 😍
Reposted by Ben
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
Reposted by Ben
Roses are red
Thistles are slender
Thistles are slender
February 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Roses are red
Thistles are slender
Thistles are slender
Reposted by Ben
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Reposted by Ben
POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu
Reposted by Ben
let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
Reposted by Ben
Let’s end the day of Lord of the Rings wtf with an Aragorn upskirt.
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Let’s end the day of Lord of the Rings wtf with an Aragorn upskirt.
Reposted by Ben
Surely of interest to some of you
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA Slashes Into Theaters This Summer
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Surely of interest to some of you
Reposted by Ben
"In my restless dreams, I see that tennis court. Mirage Mansion. You promised you’d take me there again someday, But you never did. Well I’m alone there now... In our ‘special place’... Waiting for you..."
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
"In my restless dreams, I see that tennis court. Mirage Mansion. You promised you’d take me there again someday, But you never did. Well I’m alone there now... In our ‘special place’... Waiting for you..."
I don't think it's too much to ask that RFK be infected with every disease that's ever existed while simultaneously not being allowed to die. That's all I want.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I don't think it's too much to ask that RFK be infected with every disease that's ever existed while simultaneously not being allowed to die. That's all I want.
Reposted by Ben
Anyway, many thanks to trans people for telling me about Newsom being a doormat for transphobes, because I never would have gone digging and found out how much he loves platforming white supremacists.
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Anyway, many thanks to trans people for telling me about Newsom being a doormat for transphobes, because I never would have gone digging and found out how much he loves platforming white supremacists.
Reposted by Ben
I think there's three simultaneous takeaways from this:
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I think there's three simultaneous takeaways from this:
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
Reposted by Ben
When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.