Ben
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
The Olive Garden of Earthly Delights
February 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Olive Garden of Earthly Delights
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Me, cleaning my cat fountain: oh my god these animals must have disgusting mouths. Portals to horror.
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Me, cleaning my cat fountain: oh my god these animals must have disgusting mouths. Portals to horror.
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
Me 2 hours later if one deigns to lick my nose: oh my god thank you for the kiss baby i love you too
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You pull up the video and it's just me doing my taxes and going to work and folding my laundry
Extreme Mature Woman. 4 Hours of Footage
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
You pull up the video and it's just me doing my taxes and going to work and folding my laundry
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really had a moment when I finally watched CARRIE recently
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
really had a moment when I finally watched CARRIE recently
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Roses are red,
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
February 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Roses are red,
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
A gown is a dress,
Sickos are leering,
YES...HA HA HA, YES!
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Roses are red
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Roses are red
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
Poems often rhyme
What time is it to expect the unexpected?
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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happy valentine's day from scott 😍
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
happy valentine's day from scott 😍
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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Roses are red
Thistles are slender
Thistles are slender
February 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Roses are red
Thistles are slender
Thistles are slender
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
POP FACT: Everyone who watched The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show died one week later, due to CBS accidentally booking John, Paul, George and Ringu
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let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
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Let’s end the day of Lord of the Rings wtf with an Aragorn upskirt.
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Let’s end the day of Lord of the Rings wtf with an Aragorn upskirt.
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Surely of interest to some of you
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA Slashes Into Theaters This Summer
Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA has set a release date, with the meta-slasher slicing into theaters this summer.
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Surely of interest to some of you
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"In my restless dreams, I see that tennis court. Mirage Mansion. You promised you’d take me there again someday, But you never did. Well I’m alone there now... In our ‘special place’... Waiting for you..."
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
"In my restless dreams, I see that tennis court. Mirage Mansion. You promised you’d take me there again someday, But you never did. Well I’m alone there now... In our ‘special place’... Waiting for you..."
I don't think it's too much to ask that RFK be infected with every disease that's ever existed while simultaneously not being allowed to die. That's all I want.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I don't think it's too much to ask that RFK be infected with every disease that's ever existed while simultaneously not being allowed to die. That's all I want.
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Anyway, many thanks to trans people for telling me about Newsom being a doormat for transphobes, because I never would have gone digging and found out how much he loves platforming white supremacists.
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Anyway, many thanks to trans people for telling me about Newsom being a doormat for transphobes, because I never would have gone digging and found out how much he loves platforming white supremacists.
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I think there's three simultaneous takeaways from this:
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I think there's three simultaneous takeaways from this:
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
1) Good! Fuck back to where you come from!
2) They're just going to do it somewhere else, and
3) Hey, everyone in whatever Somewhere Else they choose? Don't you give them an inch.
(And of course, also 4) I'll believe it when I see it).
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When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
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Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
When you see this icon:
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
💿
Bluesky is saving your progress. Do not turn off your device while the icon is showing or your save file may be corrupted.
You can adjust autosave frequency in the Settings menu.
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This is old metoo bitch erasure
Lawrence Krauss being endearing again: "good news btw is that woman on conciliation committee seems like a sweetie.. she is old…. not some young metoo bitch."
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This is old metoo bitch erasure
Starting up my new Couch-to-Castlevania program where you can ease beginners into playing the popular Castlevania series from Konami.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Starting up my new Couch-to-Castlevania program where you can ease beginners into playing the popular Castlevania series from Konami.
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A good thing about AI slop like the Cruise/Pitt fight thing is that it highlights just how repetitive and soulless MANY movie fight scenes are. They might as WELL be slop.
Some top-of-my-head things to keep in mind to make your fights human:
- Incorporate the environment (cont) 1/
Some top-of-my-head things to keep in mind to make your fights human:
- Incorporate the environment (cont) 1/
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
A good thing about AI slop like the Cruise/Pitt fight thing is that it highlights just how repetitive and soulless MANY movie fight scenes are. They might as WELL be slop.
Some top-of-my-head things to keep in mind to make your fights human:
- Incorporate the environment (cont) 1/
Some top-of-my-head things to keep in mind to make your fights human:
- Incorporate the environment (cont) 1/
This is what peak male performance looks like.
"Hell is fixin' to come to Japan, Giant Baba! You tried to hurt the lariat, not the imitations that Hulk Hogan does, that Choshu Riki does - I'm talkin' about The REAL Lariat! And when I come to Japan, brother, you can rest assured that The Lariat is well!" #AJPW
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
This is what peak male performance looks like.
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they should call the present situation "the Frank and Freddy Economy"
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
they should call the present situation "the Frank and Freddy Economy"