Green Ben Casserole
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The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough.
He/Him
He/Him
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this is how an economy ends
not with a bang
but with some clown with an econ degree saying "excluding food and energy"
not with a bang
but with some clown with an econ degree saying "excluding food and energy"
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this is how an economy ends
not with a bang
but with some clown with an econ degree saying "excluding food and energy"
not with a bang
but with some clown with an econ degree saying "excluding food and energy"
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“Why is RFK Jr so convinced he’s right?”
Because he’s a child of extreme privilege, turbocharged by a fucked up family who indulged and excused his worst behaviors instead of seeing he got the help he needed to treat his deep seated trauma. All the drugs he’s done haven’t helped him either.
Because he’s a child of extreme privilege, turbocharged by a fucked up family who indulged and excused his worst behaviors instead of seeing he got the help he needed to treat his deep seated trauma. All the drugs he’s done haven’t helped him either.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Why is RFK Jr so convinced he’s right?”
Because he’s a child of extreme privilege, turbocharged by a fucked up family who indulged and excused his worst behaviors instead of seeing he got the help he needed to treat his deep seated trauma. All the drugs he’s done haven’t helped him either.
Because he’s a child of extreme privilege, turbocharged by a fucked up family who indulged and excused his worst behaviors instead of seeing he got the help he needed to treat his deep seated trauma. All the drugs he’s done haven’t helped him either.
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If I was the guy in mystery science theatre I would have just watched frasier instead of all those bad movies
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If I was the guy in mystery science theatre I would have just watched frasier instead of all those bad movies
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If you weren't around and into the scene back in the day, it's hard to convey how Games Workshop used to be the "punk" alternative to TSR's stodgy trad-fantasy thing.
White Dwarf had an ongoing flame war in the letters pages because its reviewer said Twilight 2000 was a moral abomination steeped in Reaganesque power fantasies.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you weren't around and into the scene back in the day, it's hard to convey how Games Workshop used to be the "punk" alternative to TSR's stodgy trad-fantasy thing.
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gramma: I only have one request, dear, don’t put that picture of me housing the lettuce in the obituary
reporter: no, no, of course not
reporter: no, no, of course not
The beloved Galapagos tortoise named Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years, has died.
Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
The beloved Galápagos tortoise named Gramma that was the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years has died. Zoo officials say she died on Nov. 20.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
gramma: I only have one request, dear, don’t put that picture of me housing the lettuce in the obituary
reporter: no, no, of course not
reporter: no, no, of course not
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it both rules and sucks that isaac chotiner continues to run circles around basically the entire media class using a unique genetic superpower known as "object permanence"
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
it both rules and sucks that isaac chotiner continues to run circles around basically the entire media class using a unique genetic superpower known as "object permanence"
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I am laughing so hard I’m crying
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am laughing so hard I’m crying
The three days that production was on hold on Mr. Belvedere because Christopher Hewett, who played the titular character, sat on his own balls.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The three days that production was on hold on Mr. Belvedere because Christopher Hewett, who played the titular character, sat on his own balls.
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It’s that time again - the M. R. James ghost story Christmas countdown! 👻
There are 31 days until Santa arrives, so if you read one* story a day, you’ll finish the Collected Ghost Stories in time to get merry.
Like a haunted advent calendar! ❄️
#Christmas #GhostStories
There are 31 days until Santa arrives, so if you read one* story a day, you’ll finish the Collected Ghost Stories in time to get merry.
Like a haunted advent calendar! ❄️
#Christmas #GhostStories
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
It’s that time again - the M. R. James ghost story Christmas countdown! 👻
There are 31 days until Santa arrives, so if you read one* story a day, you’ll finish the Collected Ghost Stories in time to get merry.
Like a haunted advent calendar! ❄️
#Christmas #GhostStories
There are 31 days until Santa arrives, so if you read one* story a day, you’ll finish the Collected Ghost Stories in time to get merry.
Like a haunted advent calendar! ❄️
#Christmas #GhostStories
Here's the definitive ranking of Star Wars movies by release date:
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Clone Wars (animated movie
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Clone Wars (animated movie
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here's the definitive ranking of Star Wars movies by release date:
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Clone Wars (animated movie
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Clone Wars (animated movie
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
Solo
The Rise of Skywalker
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My notes app still has fragments from the last time I used it to write notes on Brahms: The Boy II
So when I went to write my Thanksgiving shopping list I was just greeted with "why is the boy full of meat"
So when I went to write my Thanksgiving shopping list I was just greeted with "why is the boy full of meat"
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My notes app still has fragments from the last time I used it to write notes on Brahms: The Boy II
So when I went to write my Thanksgiving shopping list I was just greeted with "why is the boy full of meat"
So when I went to write my Thanksgiving shopping list I was just greeted with "why is the boy full of meat"
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If you have a turkey in the freezer, this is your reminder to read the seminal cyberpunk Manga Battle Angel Alita (original Gunm) and it's sequels Last Order and Mars Chronicle.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you have a turkey in the freezer, this is your reminder to read the seminal cyberpunk Manga Battle Angel Alita (original Gunm) and it's sequels Last Order and Mars Chronicle.
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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You’re a Good Man, Calvin Hobbes
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You’re a Good Man, Calvin Hobbes
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If you've heard about RFK Jr's "wellness farms," have I got a story for you.
I've worked on farms where most of the crew were put there as rehabilitation for various issues.
So I'd love to tell you all the various ways those farms made us all worse!
youtu.be/pDNoVqiGb_c
I've worked on farms where most of the crew were put there as rehabilitation for various issues.
So I'd love to tell you all the various ways those farms made us all worse!
youtu.be/pDNoVqiGb_c
RFK Jr's Plan To Put Americans On Farms
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you've heard about RFK Jr's "wellness farms," have I got a story for you.
I've worked on farms where most of the crew were put there as rehabilitation for various issues.
So I'd love to tell you all the various ways those farms made us all worse!
youtu.be/pDNoVqiGb_c
I've worked on farms where most of the crew were put there as rehabilitation for various issues.
So I'd love to tell you all the various ways those farms made us all worse!
youtu.be/pDNoVqiGb_c
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
I definitely think turkey is good, but if you don’t, that’s the other important thing: you ain’t have to cook it. The point of Thanksgiving is to eat food you like with people you love, whatever that food may be and whoever those people may be.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I definitely think turkey is good, but if you don’t, that’s the other important thing: you ain’t have to cook it. The point of Thanksgiving is to eat food you like with people you love, whatever that food may be and whoever those people may be.
Fuckin' Jim Henson Creature Shop-ass bird.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fuckin' Jim Henson Creature Shop-ass bird.
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VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
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Got my wife pregnant twice.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got my wife pregnant twice.
This remains the most 1998 thing that's ever existed, and I owned it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This remains the most 1998 thing that's ever existed, and I owned it.
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
Still remembering the survey that asked me to rank from 1-10 how satisfied I was with an oil change.
Absolutely every business is going for broke with the emails now but still, having stayed in a few hotels this month, the post-stay emails are like OUT OF CONTROL. It was FINE. There was a BED and WALLS. leave me ALONE
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Still remembering the survey that asked me to rank from 1-10 how satisfied I was with an oil change.