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Chris Sims
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He/Him. Waiting by the river.
Showing this at the SPECTRE meeting so they know I’m legit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Don’t you threaten me.
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The major valid point being "it's bad."
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Ahhh, I might've deleted the email then (I usually only grab the tier-3 zip). I just went to the patreon and grabbed 'em!
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
(I couldn't make this version of the joke though because even at my worst I'm not wrong half the time)
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The alternate joke is that if I wanted that, I’d just ask my own brain.
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
They’re good dogs, Bront.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
😡
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by Chris Sims
Twin Cities Leather (and adult toy store Smitten Kitten) have stopped regular operations to become a staging and delivery space for food and supply donations- they are requesting monetary donations to keep them afloat without any income

www.paypal.com/paypalme/kpa...
Pay Kurt Kopatich using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/kpattonleather and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No, these are the guys who make little robot dogs that say “blimey mate there’s only two genders, innit? A guv’nor can’t be a bird!”
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
How difficult can it be to find a beautiful Japanese man made entirely of squares?
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He fought Superman, right?
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Ecclesiastes 2:17.
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
They could’ve at least tried to get a guy who looks like Kiryu though.
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Why would you do research with that instead of just googling it? Like honestly, it’s the same effort, right?
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM