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Chris Sims
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He/Him. Waiting by the river.
Yeah. Nobody here wants these illiterate Nazi dorks kidnapping our neighbors or gunning people down in the street.
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
In real life the epaulets are even bigger.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Not gonna lie, I had this same thought. Harrowing.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I add to the Neighborhood Character.
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s ICE, whistle twice.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Yeah, since 2021.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Also my go-to local restaurants and shops are keeping their doors locked and letting legit customers in as they come. Most have observers posted up. There was armed security guarding the locked door at Culver’s the other day who checked the sight lines before letting me out with my Butterburger.
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Y’know, in case you were wondering how surreal it is to be here in beautiful south Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Showing this at the SPECTRE meeting so they know I’m legit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Don’t you threaten me.
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The major valid point being "it's bad."
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Ahhh, I might've deleted the email then (I usually only grab the tier-3 zip). I just went to the patreon and grabbed 'em!
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
(I couldn't make this version of the joke though because even at my worst I'm not wrong half the time)
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The alternate joke is that if I wanted that, I’d just ask my own brain.
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
They’re good dogs, Bront.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
😡
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by Chris Sims
Twin Cities Leather (and adult toy store Smitten Kitten) have stopped regular operations to become a staging and delivery space for food and supply donations- they are requesting monetary donations to keep them afloat without any income

www.paypal.com/paypalme/kpa...
Pay Kurt Kopatich using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/kpattonleather and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No, these are the guys who make little robot dogs that say “blimey mate there’s only two genders, innit? A guv’nor can’t be a bird!”
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
How difficult can it be to find a beautiful Japanese man made entirely of squares?
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM