Blonde Blazer
@supernaturalblonde.bsky.social
Hello! I’m an SDN Branch Manager, here to help!
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“I left my wax warmer on. Would you mind turning it off? You’d be a life saver.”
“I uh…
I left some equipment here and the last time I did I got in trouble.
I wanna avoid that.
Anyway could I what—“
I left some equipment here and the last time I did I got in trouble.
I wanna avoid that.
Anyway could I what—“
“Oh, perfect! Could you–—.
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“I left my wax warmer on. Would you mind turning it off? You’d be a life saver.”
“Oh, perfect! Could you–—.
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
“Unfortunately. On my day off too.”
“Anyone still at the office?”
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Oh, perfect! Could you–—.
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
Why are you at the office on your day off?”
“Anyone still at the office?”
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Anyone still at the office?”
“How is everyone today?”
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“How is everyone today?”
Reposted by Blonde Blazer
|| Blonde Blazer💭: I did good!
Joel💭: Arson—
Joel💭: Arson—
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
|| Blonde Blazer💭: I did good!
Joel💭: Arson—
Joel💭: Arson—
What would you be in trouble for…?
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What would you be in trouble for…?
We should make a company server! That could be fun!
ain’t nothin’ wrong with that! ^_^
m’ … kinda tragic at buildin’ but i do other stuff well!
m’ … kinda tragic at buildin’ but i do other stuff well!
Not well… and usually just in creative mode. I like making houses and giving them little gardens.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We should make a company server! That could be fun!
Oops. Sorry.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oops. Sorry.
Not well… and usually just in creative mode. I like making houses and giving them little gardens.
you play minecraft, miss blazer—?
I should get back on Minecraft. My dogs probably miss me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not well… and usually just in creative mode. I like making houses and giving them little gardens.
I should get back on Minecraft. My dogs probably miss me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I should get back on Minecraft. My dogs probably miss me.
Can do!
|✨|`my sushi,
Anyone else want something from the break room? Last call!
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can do!
Here’s your twinkies, Waterboy. With paper towels so they don’t get soggy!
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here’s your twinkies, Waterboy. With paper towels so they don’t get soggy!
Anyone else want something from the break room? Last call!
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Anyone else want something from the break room? Last call!
Guys, cool it.
Waterboy, you need anything?
Waterboy, you need anything?
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Guys, cool it.
Waterboy, you need anything?
Waterboy, you need anything?
Want me to take a /crack/ at it?
Does anyone have a way to crack a neck? I slept on it funny and need some relief.
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Want me to take a /crack/ at it?
We don’t want to traumatize anyone too badly.
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We don’t want to traumatize anyone too badly.
It isn’t particularly hard to find @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social. The club’s music pounds in Blazer’s ears, bodies bouncing and moving like puppets on the music’s strings.
And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +
And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It isn’t particularly hard to find @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social. The club’s music pounds in Blazer’s ears, bodies bouncing and moving like puppets on the music’s strings.
And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +
And at the bar, she spots him. Joel wasn’t particularly hard to find information on, not like other heroes. It didn’t seem +
Oh! No, it’s no issue. I’m just making sure it was accurate.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh! No, it’s no issue. I’m just making sure it was accurate.
Why are so many geiger counters on our new supply order?
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why are so many geiger counters on our new supply order?
I think the earliest law was… 1852? 56? Sometime in the 1850’s.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I think the earliest law was… 1852? 56? Sometime in the 1850’s.
Oh, well, fun movie, if you like Will Ferrell.
Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?
Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?
No it wasn't Elf..
I didn't watch that one
I didn't watch that one
Was it the movie Elf? Cause that one tricked me for a bit too.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh, well, fun movie, if you like Will Ferrell.
Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?
Anyways, I’m sure nobody will actually care that a tree is gone. Just, you know, try to avoid timber theft in the future, yeah?
Do we need to make that announcement?
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do we need to make that announcement?
Was it the movie Elf? Cause that one tricked me for a bit too.
What??
But people do it all the time, I think-
... I saw it on TV-
( Marina. Stop copying TV. )
But people do it all the time, I think-
... I saw it on TV-
( Marina. Stop copying TV. )
Oh, uh—!
Which forest specifically? Because, you may not have known, that is actually a… crime.
Which forest specifically? Because, you may not have known, that is actually a… crime.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Was it the movie Elf? Cause that one tricked me for a bit too.