having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

i make the meanest chicken alfredo ever that taste like thebest mac nd cheese ever 💁🏽‍♀️😂

im not bleaching my hair but i feel like i should do SOMETHING with it . if only i had clippers... i would cut off the sides tbhhh

this will be my rot journal

how much would yall bet???? 🧍🏽‍♀️ im sayin three 💀💀

We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul

wait so whatever username i put is the one i will have FOREVER?!! 🧍🏽‍♀️