Cadence ”Sewer Game Use Badwater” Andrysiak
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Cadence Andrysiak, 31, some weird assemblage of several species in a trenchcoat. Sewer treatment plant operator. Dues-paying SEIU925 member. He/Him and They/Them. My takes do not represent my employer.
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In the meantime we do have Camps Galore but they‘re only being set up to enforce Miller’s Actually I Only Want White People Here mandates and hearing more and more about how They’ll Soon Get The Rest Of Us! Just Wait! Is ticking me off when the evil’s right in front of us
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Okay if I’m paying attention to the doomers and taking everything they say at face value, am I gonna go to the Camp for Queers, the Camp For Antifa, or The Camp for Autists
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We're pouring estrogen in the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral
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"BOAT GAME USE WATER" I say, trying to remember enough physics so I can maneuver my tugboat's 360 degree thrusters in the correct manner
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Tuned into the Bellevue Planning Commission meeting tonight where a resident of Eastgate is complaining that high school students who attended an open house on a neighborhood plan in Eastgate were "bribed" with extra credit to be there, pushing for youth to not be given "equal weight" with others.
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"failure to demonstrate acceptable qualities of leadership"

oh I know this song
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The girlfriend of one of the founders of "antifa" you say
Cunoesse from Disco Elysium, a ten year old red-haired finnish girl with a beanie and a winter coat
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I think my face IS stuck that way, actually, just a twisted "HUH?" scowl
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I'm honestly not sure what I'm feeling more, amused or terrified that we're all dragged into their weird fucking fantasy existence, honestly I'm leaning more toward the latter but I can't say I'm dooming over it, just...

"You're adults, you're... supposed to be adults, but... wow"
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Wait they flew Andy Ngo, Jonathan Choe, Brandi Kruse, and that other guy who got arrested at a protest in Portland to DC for an audience with the president over We Said Ugly Things In Public And Faced Public Consequences, It Must Be "Antifa?"

Is that what this was?
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Literally an entire government directing the Folks With Guns, The Law, and Prisons to go after Glonzo in between menacing immigrants and anyone who 'looks like an immigrant'
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This isn't even shadowboxing, this is... like, Shadow MMA
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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I hear this and think "Schlitterbahn?" but it's the Yankees, which is still a disaster but less fatal
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Cervantes spinning quickly enough in his grave he can be reliably used as baseload for the European grid
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DQ: Windmills?
Enabler 1: They stole my children and deflowered several virgins
Enabler 2: They’re going on an unending rampage! My local writer friends who go to the same coffee house say so!
Enabler 3: THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS
DQ: all of this is irrevocably true
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It’s like whenever I suggest something that’ll raise utility rates (that I pay anyway)

“Yes, actually, I think this is a good thing to pay more for government services overall”
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Puyallup
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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You’re telling me we coulda had a game set during reconstruction but “noooo too much politics”
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*calmest voice you have ever heard* what
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the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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Makes me wonder if you could even make Mafia 3 today lmao
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BOOOOO

ABSOLUTE BOOOOOOO
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SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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We should double check to see if infantrydork’s last name is *really* Neidermeyer
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