Tom Schnurr
sureaboutschnurr.bsky.social
Tom Schnurr
@sureaboutschnurr.bsky.social
Bringing Dad jokes to Town Board functions, and the occasional policy rant
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland on #Trump #ReaganAirportCrash #deihire #Reagancrash @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com
January 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If only he had been President for 4 years and could have fought for these things while the Demcrats controlled both houses of Congress. Ah well, next time I guess...
In his farewell address, Biden calls for:

An end to dark money

18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform

A ban on stock trading in Congress

Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
January 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I think people who are concerned about the social and political "consequences" of Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration don't know enough working class families and where this ranks on their list of concerns.
January 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Need a dorsal gap analysis before I can really comment on this trend
*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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Republican Senators rallying around Pete Hegseth tells you they have no problem with sexual predators.

Or unqualified candidates.

They just really hated Matt Gaetz.
November 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Woke up and chose violence (i.e. earnest LinkedIn posts tagging sector leaders and colleagues). If I start saying 'rise and grind' somebody's gonna have to come check on me.
November 23, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
We have sections, alphabetically by author
Anyone else get baffled by that often asked question - how do you arrange your bookshelves?

There is no arranging. I, erm, I just put them on there.

That’s it.
November 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Introductions are in order I guess.

I'm a Dad, education advocate, and Town Board Member in Bethlehem NY.

Big into history books, karaoke, obscure legislative trivia, and rereading too many fantasy novels.
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Is this where I can shout into the void about how improving municipal transparency and dumping parking mandates?
November 15, 2024 at 11:09 PM