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surlyqbear.bsky.social
SurlyQBear
@surlyqbear.bsky.social
Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian
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December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Freshly woken up on my first full day in London 🇬🇧 It’s my favourite place for Christmas festivities!
Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You mean it’s snowing here…great!?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yeah my foundation in this pic was putting in the work but it’s on the left. Lease ignore my wonky brows 😭
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I always think of Doug Judy when I hear about this movie now 😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It would be maddening if we weren’t used to it by now. But it should always be called out, so that they know that we notice
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
She will always be famous in my house 😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
October 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I saved this screenshot from tumblr (I think) because it always makes me smile when I come across it 😊
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Oh I’m buying it all right! 😭
I neeeeed it
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He looks like everyone! 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Her?!
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think they’re made for each other 🤣
September 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I just had a horrifying thought that some poor photographer is now going to have to airbrush my fat ass from the background of his water facing pics 😭 with my floatie and everything 😭😭

Anyway this was the best pic I could get while bobbing thru the ceremony
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them 🫩
August 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’ve been so good at buying Canadian for months now but the ultimate test is upon me:
Beyoncé made shipping $6CAD for her Cécred line 😭 Somebody please tell me it’s shitty so I can rest easy 🥹😅
August 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yo, that’s actually crazy. Whatchu doing today?! Like what is this in preparation for? 🤣
July 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And you made them from scratch?! Oooohweeeee! A chef 🤌🏽✨
July 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Birthday blessings! 🥳
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I understand completely 😌 And it’s actually tragic 😭
June 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Noooooooooooooooooo! I was looking forward to Ledisi and Marsha Ambrosius so bad 😩😭
June 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM