SurlyQBear
@surlyqbear.bsky.social
Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian
Freshly woken up on my first full day in London 🇬🇧 It’s my favourite place for Christmas festivities!
Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Freshly woken up on my first full day in London 🇬🇧 It’s my favourite place for Christmas festivities!
Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
Setting alarm to call in sick to work for the next few days, since they are all unaware that I’ve left the country 😅😇
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hello it’s obviously Rump Shaker! 🗣️🎷
You mean it’s snowing here…great!?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You mean it’s snowing here…great!?
Yeah my foundation in this pic was putting in the work but it’s on the left. Lease ignore my wonky brows 😭
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah my foundation in this pic was putting in the work but it’s on the left. Lease ignore my wonky brows 😭
I always think of Doug Judy when I hear about this movie now 😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I always think of Doug Judy when I hear about this movie now 😂
It would be maddening if we weren’t used to it by now. But it should always be called out, so that they know that we notice
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It would be maddening if we weren’t used to it by now. But it should always be called out, so that they know that we notice
She will always be famous in my house 😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
She will always be famous in my house 😭
I saved this screenshot from tumblr (I think) because it always makes me smile when I come across it 😊
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I saved this screenshot from tumblr (I think) because it always makes me smile when I come across it 😊
Oh I’m buying it all right! 😭
I neeeeed it
I neeeeed it
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh I’m buying it all right! 😭
I neeeeed it
I neeeeed it
He looks like everyone! 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
He looks like everyone! 🤣
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
September 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A week is up already and this is my last Aruban sunset. I really needed this. If I don’t get myself near water every few months I go a little manic
I think they’re made for each other 🤣
September 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I think they’re made for each other 🤣
I just had a horrifying thought that some poor photographer is now going to have to airbrush my fat ass from the background of his water facing pics 😭 with my floatie and everything 😭😭
Anyway this was the best pic I could get while bobbing thru the ceremony
Anyway this was the best pic I could get while bobbing thru the ceremony
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just had a horrifying thought that some poor photographer is now going to have to airbrush my fat ass from the background of his water facing pics 😭 with my floatie and everything 😭😭
Anyway this was the best pic I could get while bobbing thru the ceremony
Anyway this was the best pic I could get while bobbing thru the ceremony
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Broke a nail, lost a $50 bill from my pocket, and my bike seat got stolen, but I don’t care because I’m 2 days away from my trip to Aruba. I’m gonna have to wrap myself in bubble wrap for the next 45 hours until I get on that plane! 🤞🏽🏝️
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them
August 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just finished my nail appointment where I had a direct view of my double locked, battery-removed ebike from the window. I’ve had 3 friends this past week, have their bikes stolen. The guys had angle grinders and they were locked on busy streets but no one spoke up or tried to stop them
I’ve been so good at buying Canadian for months now but the ultimate test is upon me:
Beyoncé made shipping $6CAD for her Cécred line 😭 Somebody please tell me it’s shitty so I can rest easy 🥹😅
Beyoncé made shipping $6CAD for her Cécred line 😭 Somebody please tell me it’s shitty so I can rest easy 🥹😅
August 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve been so good at buying Canadian for months now but the ultimate test is upon me:
Beyoncé made shipping $6CAD for her Cécred line 😭 Somebody please tell me it’s shitty so I can rest easy 🥹😅
Beyoncé made shipping $6CAD for her Cécred line 😭 Somebody please tell me it’s shitty so I can rest easy 🥹😅
Yo, that’s actually crazy. Whatchu doing today?! Like what is this in preparation for? 🤣
July 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Yo, that’s actually crazy. Whatchu doing today?! Like what is this in preparation for? 🤣
And you made them from scratch?! Oooohweeeee! A chef 🤌🏽✨
July 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And you made them from scratch?! Oooohweeeee! A chef 🤌🏽✨
Birthday blessings! 🥳
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Birthday blessings! 🥳
I understand completely 😌 And it’s actually tragic 😭
June 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I understand completely 😌 And it’s actually tragic 😭
Noooooooooooooooooo! I was looking forward to Ledisi and Marsha Ambrosius so bad 😩😭
June 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Noooooooooooooooooo! I was looking forward to Ledisi and Marsha Ambrosius so bad 😩😭