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SurlyQBear
@surlyqbear.bsky.social
Lazy skeeter, Comics lover,Turns the convo to bike lanes extremely easily, Always likes Simpson’s references, Verging on nihilistic, Still knows the words to all Black Sheep songs, Nova Scotian
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December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ain’t no way 😭
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson throws his head back in laughter
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December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This happened to me a a year ago and I begrudgingly showed up only to have something happen that they couldn’t proceed. Everyone who showed up got excused and exempted from jury duty for 4 years.
🤞🏽 here’s hoping it happens to you!
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey hey hey! My bestie is from Chester and I remember it being absolutely beautiful. We always called the south shore God’s country! I’m from Halifax but my family’s from Cape Breton so I guess I got the short end of the stick for pretty locales 😂
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He really needs an instagram so I can stalk 😅
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He’s very cute! I keep watching his little nub wag and smiling ☺️
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well then June 6 can’t come fast enough! 😊
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He looks like William H Macy 😂 Please feed that hungry angel!
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
🤣 My old dog Homer would unlock and slam it wide open, like who’s closing doors around here?!
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh yeah I remember gagging over her MET gala look. No AI needed!
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh boo, it’s ai? 😩
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Surprise! Just when you think you’ve found something nice, it’s ruined by Nazis! Don’tcha just love 2025?!
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You mean it’s snowing here…great!?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I specifically came to see if they reconciled because they were doing her dirty for a minute there
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A political story that has me crying real tears of happiness is a very rare thing. I usually don’t bother with the NYTimes but dammit if that wasn’t a worthy feel good story 🥹
a woman wearing a watch is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand
Alt: Janice Hosenstein (Friends) is sitting on a couch trying not to cry by flapping her hands in front of her face and regulating her breathing
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November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We appreciate that, cuz yeah we don’t want him back
a cartoon of a green egg with smoke coming out of it and the words " the answer is no " below it
ALT: a cartoon of a green egg with smoke coming out of it and the words " the answer is no " below it
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November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yeah maybe I do cover it with makeup more than I realized. And I rarely take pics without my glasses, which usually mask it too. But it’s there. Since I was 5. Shit now how you gonna make me want it more prominent after all these years?! 🤣 Gonna have to start highlighting it now 😅
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*please 😩
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yeah my foundation in this pic was putting in the work but it’s on the left. Lease ignore my wonky brows 😭
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yup. Right on my face, but I barely even notice it now. It’s just how I’ve always looked 😌
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I always think of Doug Judy when I hear about this movie now 😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She looked the part and everything! 💛
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM