Henderson Pickles
surlyucantbserious.bsky.social
Henderson Pickles
@surlyucantbserious.bsky.social
I enjoy ⚽️, in particular Orlando City 🦁, as well as both nuanced takes on complex topics and visceral fear-mongering that is the backbone of social media
Durbin doing his best Neville Chamberlain impression. Disgusting.

Hey, Ho! Dem. Senate Leadership has got to go!
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by Henderson Pickles
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The number of cops I’d casually hear talking about “you might beat the charge, but you don’t beat the ride” when I worked dispatch wouldn’t surprise you, but would definitely shock most ordinary citizens, I think.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love reading news like this, despite studies continually showing that adding more lanes makes traffic worse, not better.
October 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I throw in an occasional “Meanwhile,at the Hall of Justice” when a meeting goes on a tangent.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It reminds me of a time when an Orlando police officer arrested a driver for possession of crack cocaine that later turned out to be Krispy Kreme doughnuts once the FDLE labs came back.
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’ll even settle for 1/16 as canceled.
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Stop saying things Nostradamus! 😂😂
October 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM