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Slime
@surrealishslime.bsky.social
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Watercolor artist, animatronic enjoyer, aspiring clown girl screaming into the void from SWVA.
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Long overdue intro post + selfie thread that I can pin! At long last, I will know, and be known.

I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3

Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Weeping Jug, inspired by the work of potter Marvin Bailey

#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
Purple jug, covered in protruding blue eyes with tears that run down and drip over the other eyes.
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A little morel support in these trying times

#watercolor #illustration #mushrooms
Mini watercolor painting of two morel mushrooms. There are clovers in the foreground, and trees at a distance.
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I missed Valentine’s Day, but I’m still a certified girl-kisser.

#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
Watercolor painting of a pair of pouty lips, pink and glossy. They are parted to show two prominent front teeth.
February 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Clown girl!!! Alternatively titled “my experience growing up undiagnosed with adhd (the performance didn’t end with girlhood!)” #art #watercolor #mixedmedia
Sketchy self-portrait of the artist in clown makeup: her skin is pink, her blush is aqua, and purple diamonds are painted above her eyes. She’s crying, but her makeup forms a forced smile.
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this?
The theme of this year’s ceremonies is “Our Enduring Democracy: A Constitutional Promise.”
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Thinkin’ about leopard slugs.
#art #illustration
Black and white ink illustration of Limax maximus, commonly called the leopard slug, or great grey slug.
January 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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On the bright side, I get to play Guess Who? with the watercolor nuggets and REALLY make acquaintance with all the pigments in my new palette.
The contents of my drawing table lying across the floor. One 48 pan watercolor palette with paint and pans scattered around the picture, an overturned jar of brushes, a puddle of paint water, and a paper pad among other art supplies.
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Hi! I’m new to Bluesky and I really want to start sharing my art, here’s the crucifixion of Alan in watercolor I gifted my best friend for Christmas. #smilingfriends
A watercolor painting of Alan (Smiling Friends) crucified in front of a stained glass window, Glep and Alan’s cheese are depicted on either side of him.
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM