Slime
@surrealishslime.bsky.social
26, she/her
Watercolor artist, animatronic enjoyer, aspiring clown girl screaming into the void from SWVA.
Watercolor artist, animatronic enjoyer, aspiring clown girl screaming into the void from SWVA.
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Long overdue intro post + selfie thread that I can pin! At long last, I will know, and be known.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
Long overdue intro post + selfie thread that I can pin! At long last, I will know, and be known.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Long overdue intro post + selfie thread that I can pin! At long last, I will know, and be known.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3
Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
My sister’s gotten me into junk journaling and now I take great pleasure in wandering around the house to gather junk mail and catalogs. Every time I pick one up, I get to murmur “another one for the harvest.”
October 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My sister’s gotten me into junk journaling and now I take great pleasure in wandering around the house to gather junk mail and catalogs. Every time I pick one up, I get to murmur “another one for the harvest.”
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This fox linocut got some color and landed in a frame!
#printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
#printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This fox linocut got some color and landed in a frame!
#printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
#printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
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September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #52 “Skeleton River” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration Message me if you would like me to send you a Halloween card
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #52 “Skeleton River” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration Message me if you would like me to send you a Halloween card
Weeping Jug, inspired by the work of potter Marvin Bailey
#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Weeping Jug, inspired by the work of potter Marvin Bailey
#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
The adhd urge to barter my firstborn to Bluesky in exchange for a save feature I will obsessively fill with posts and never once remember to open 🙏
June 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The adhd urge to barter my firstborn to Bluesky in exchange for a save feature I will obsessively fill with posts and never once remember to open 🙏
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When you saw only one giant set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Godzilla carried you
May 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When you saw only one giant set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Godzilla carried you
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I wish my enemies a very: Get fucked.
April 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I wish my enemies a very: Get fucked.
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Political upheavals of great magnitude have occurred since I microwaved my tea and yet society expects me to remember to drink it
March 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Political upheavals of great magnitude have occurred since I microwaved my tea and yet society expects me to remember to drink it
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Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
March 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
I missed Valentine’s Day, but I’m still a certified girl-kisser.
#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
February 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I missed Valentine’s Day, but I’m still a certified girl-kisser.
#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
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January 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Clown girl!!! Alternatively titled “my experience growing up undiagnosed with adhd (the performance didn’t end with girlhood!)” #art #watercolor #mixedmedia
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Clown girl!!! Alternatively titled “my experience growing up undiagnosed with adhd (the performance didn’t end with girlhood!)” #art #watercolor #mixedmedia
Oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this?
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this?
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January 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Timoclea of Thebes throws man who raped her down a well. She next hurled in heavy stones until he was dead. Painted in 1659 by Elisabetta Sirani of Bologna, who had a thing for assertive heroines.
January 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Timoclea of Thebes throws man who raped her down a well. She next hurled in heavy stones until he was dead. Painted in 1659 by Elisabetta Sirani of Bologna, who had a thing for assertive heroines.
On the bright side, I get to play Guess Who? with the watercolor nuggets and REALLY make acquaintance with all the pigments in my new palette.
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
On the bright side, I get to play Guess Who? with the watercolor nuggets and REALLY make acquaintance with all the pigments in my new palette.
Hi! I’m new to Bluesky and I really want to start sharing my art, here’s the crucifixion of Alan in watercolor I gifted my best friend for Christmas. #smilingfriends
January 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hi! I’m new to Bluesky and I really want to start sharing my art, here’s the crucifixion of Alan in watercolor I gifted my best friend for Christmas. #smilingfriends