The NBA should do one of these but with Everybody Loves Raymond. #doitwithraymond

House of a Thousand Corpses? You know it smelled crazy in there!! I have lost everything that once made me feel loved

When I was a teenager the next town over was known as being the drug capitol of the whole state. One year they tried to rebrand and put a big welcome sign up that said “City of Hope” and someone spray painted it within 24 hours to say “City of Dope” lol

Honey mustard pringles = terrible. This shit tastes like honey mustard 🤮

Shaniah the Twain shall meet

Drive thrus absolutely love to have a little leaf tornado in them

Looked up the symptoms of dehydration and the number one thing listed was “thirst”. Shut the fuck up

You watch one clip of a Japanese guy playing arc raiders and suddenly twitter thinks you’re one of these guys

Here’s a joke my 5 year old told me today. You know why they don’t let dogs be in the surgery room at the hospital? Because they’d eat all the bones when you took them out of them

1950s crime novelist trying to describe a handsome guy: He had a face only a everybody could love