Imagine getting screamed at by David O’Russell while looking like this

The first one had a big impact, at least with all the Donnie Darko teens. Still never even knew they made more than one though

Last week I saw an NBA G League sideline reporter say (and this was her entire hit): “I talked to the coach and he said the plan for this game is to win. But that’s gonna be hard because nothing is easy. Back to you”

I do unironically think Richard Kind could beat Elon in a 1v1 in any sport

Please tell me you’re doing rogan guys

White people be eating til their belly hurts! Talk about being a glutton for punishment am I right folks? This guy knows what I’m talking about
[cuts to audience]

On my third listen already. It rules

Fat ice agent cockily loading a zip-tied family into the back of his car and then immediately sitting hard on his balls like Mr Belvedere

Watched this last night because of you guys and can already tell I’m gonna think about it for the rest of my life