Ah, sorry- I am very naive. 😭

I'm choosing to believe this is an amazing autocorrect fail.

And she kind of laughed and said, "Oh, you're right!" As if this never occurred to her or if no one had ever asked the question before. Early coverage was denied, of course, because emergencies and medical events only happen after the first of the month.

I told her I knew what she meant- would I lose drug coverage for say, insulin, and would potentially die without it. But I also pointed out that i couldn't know what unknown emergencies might come up- accidents, heart attack, etc. What would I do then without insurance?

When I tried to get on the ACA earlier than the next month because I was losing my coverage mid-current month, the helpful ACA rep asked if I would have a medical emergency if I didn't have coverage. And I about lost my shit.

Update: hahaha j/k. Who the fuck knows what's wrong with out Internet and shit? Not me- shit just keeps breaking. Dad's mad about Spectrum again and I'm going to have to have that argument again.

It is genuinely disappointing brands aren't in here like they were on Twitter. I would love to pick a fight with Netgear right now. And fuck around with Whirlpool, just because that's an evergreen thorn in my side.

She us able to get in again because apparently Facebook doesn't want you to log in via an unsecured network. Which would have been helpful to know, since it never told us that.

Awesome! We have so little to be proud of here, so I gotta pimp tge lizards when I can. 🥰

Did you learn about the Lazarus lizards of Cincinnati? They're so great!

Did I mention Facebook? That's fucked to hell. I have no idea what I'm going to do about that.

Mom's cellphone number got added to her Yahoo mail account and now i can't take it out without a back up contact method added AND it uses 2FA which she doesn't understand and she keeps yelling about. How did this happen? No one can say.

Somehow the router security got turned off. How? No one knows.

It would be great if you could get raglan baseball or 3/4 length sleeve tees. I prefer them over regular tees and would love to be bedecked in your designs. ☺️

Autocorrect is apparently on choas mode now. You probably typed it correctly and it went, "Yeah, but this looks better/funnier, let's do this instead!" I typed "bastard" earlier and it changed it to "dastardly" twice without telling me.