Susie To Go
@susietogo.bsky.social
Screaming incoherently into the void. Full of typos.
I have mice in my desk at work again, so I can't wait to go deal with that today.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have mice in my desk at work again, so I can't wait to go deal with that today.
All I want in the world is for my dad's decision to buy a new router to stop fucking me in the ass. Seriously, I hope Netgear goes bankrupt and whoever is in charge of their tech support and convincing elderly men to ditch perfectly fine equipment has the worst holiday ever.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
All I want in the world is for my dad's decision to buy a new router to stop fucking me in the ass. Seriously, I hope Netgear goes bankrupt and whoever is in charge of their tech support and convincing elderly men to ditch perfectly fine equipment has the worst holiday ever.
Today has been an expensive, time consuming lesson in, "If you don't want to do something, don't get guilt tripped into doing it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Today has been an expensive, time consuming lesson in, "If you don't want to do something, don't get guilt tripped into doing it."
I know it sounds weird that a person who has been vegetarian for 10 years knows the difference between vegetarian and vegan, but in fact, I do. You should trust me on this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know it sounds weird that a person who has been vegetarian for 10 years knows the difference between vegetarian and vegan, but in fact, I do. You should trust me on this.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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I told my dad I needed my mom's old computer- the one he replaced a month ago- to log her back into Facebook. He brought me 3 computers that were not hers. Why do we have all these old computers lying around?
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I told my dad I needed my mom's old computer- the one he replaced a month ago- to log her back into Facebook. He brought me 3 computers that were not hers. Why do we have all these old computers lying around?
10/10, would tackle hug, even if I got poked by something sharp.
Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
10/10, would tackle hug, even if I got poked by something sharp.
It's dangerous to go alone- take this.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's dangerous to go alone- take this.
Cool, I guess he's going to be the one taking responsibility for any white American who does something stupid overseas? Good to know who to call when that happens.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cool, I guess he's going to be the one taking responsibility for any white American who does something stupid overseas? Good to know who to call when that happens.
I'm sorry but if I come across anything like this, I'm fucking around with it for a bit. Not vandalizing it, mind you, but just causing it grief. I fuck with the robot in Kroger all the time.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm sorry but if I come across anything like this, I'm fucking around with it for a bit. Not vandalizing it, mind you, but just causing it grief. I fuck with the robot in Kroger all the time.
This thread is amazing and I haven't had an edible yet.
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This thread is amazing and I haven't had an edible yet.
Brrr! It's 31 degrees outside- this is just silly for a 5k. I'm huddled in my car, using a towel car seat cover as a blanket. Also, I've already walked almost a full Mike around the stadium because packet pick up is...interesting.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Brrr! It's 31 degrees outside- this is just silly for a 5k. I'm huddled in my car, using a towel car seat cover as a blanket. Also, I've already walked almost a full Mike around the stadium because packet pick up is...interesting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This isn't a matter of what I want. If we get in 500 of something and we use 300 of them, we can't have 250 left. Math doesn't work that way- maybe we got more in originally, but that isn't me WANTING more- this is a matter of you telling me the wrong info at some point.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This isn't a matter of what I want. If we get in 500 of something and we use 300 of them, we can't have 250 left. Math doesn't work that way- maybe we got more in originally, but that isn't me WANTING more- this is a matter of you telling me the wrong info at some point.
Instagram thinks that for my birthday, I only want to see videos of Mads Mickelson and cake. They're not wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Instagram thinks that for my birthday, I only want to see videos of Mads Mickelson and cake. They're not wrong.
I'm so bad at this holiday shopping thing- I keep buying things for myself while shopping for others.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm so bad at this holiday shopping thing- I keep buying things for myself while shopping for others.
I don't have kids, so imagine my dismay when I realized I couldn't take an edible and unwind tonight because I have to drop my dad off to play with his friends and pick him back up at the end of the night.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't have kids, so imagine my dismay when I realized I couldn't take an edible and unwind tonight because I have to drop my dad off to play with his friends and pick him back up at the end of the night.
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Am disturbed to find this isn't a @sgj.bsky.social horror post, but a guide to buy whatever the fuck is happening there in those cursed pictures.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Am disturbed to find this isn't a @sgj.bsky.social horror post, but a guide to buy whatever the fuck is happening there in those cursed pictures.
I am going to absolutely lose my shit with the comment that was just robbed in my direction.
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I am going to absolutely lose my shit with the comment that was just robbed in my direction.
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Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I only barey know the context but this is a hysterical post.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I only barey know the context but this is a hysterical post.
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People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
I love when people from the exurbs come into the city for a job and then bitch about the city- it's dirty, there's crime, it's poorly laid out. Sorry that it's a fucking city tgat is 200+ years old and has had to deal with fucking history instead of remaining a blank canvas for you to traipse about.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I love when people from the exurbs come into the city for a job and then bitch about the city- it's dirty, there's crime, it's poorly laid out. Sorry that it's a fucking city tgat is 200+ years old and has had to deal with fucking history instead of remaining a blank canvas for you to traipse about.