Me seeing this: "What's going on here? I can't see anything wrong. *increases screen brightness* OH NO *drops brightness back down*"

I've never understood people who resign in protest. I absolutely understand wanting to leave a shitty workplace - but when you work for the gov't, shouldn't you stay & fight the people who are trying to dismantle the system?

Your body said "carbs NOW I do not care what brain will say about this later" 😆

Like I appreciate that there are ads for women with this breast shape. It took YEARS for me to learn abt cup shapes vs breast shapes & that full coverage bras don't work for me not bc my boobs are too small but bc the cups don't match my body.
Let's PLZ not act like this shape is due to age or sag!!

Right lol and I learned to share as few details as possible with my bosses. "I need some personal leave," "I have a health appointment," etc. Boss doesn't need to know exactly what's going on, if they act like they do then they are invading your privacy and need to take a seat.

"Don't slut shame me, I'll k*ll your mother."

Samantha, The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl #5), @mattdinniman.bsky.social

(I'm only on book 2, husband read this quote out loud, pls don't respond w anything that'll spoil me!!)

Not Mark but our friend: "it seems to me that horse semen goes very well with mushrooms."

Schedule 1.

I haven't seen it yet either, but I love Neil Diamond & I'm gonna guess it's worth seeing if you a) also love Neil and/or b) like Hugh Jackman's singing voice. Even if the movie sucks, the music will be fun for me 🙂

I strongly suspect that 90% of the cruelty in the internet is people not knowing how to handle their insecurities and projecting them onto others instead.

And that's actually terrible advice, too. I've been told that closing off vents to unused rooms can mess with the air pressure in the house/apartment, leading to more strain on the HVAC system.

THEY EVEN CALL THEIR CHEERIEST BLUE "FADED DENIM" LMAO

A friend recommended a specific brand bc they use natural fibers instead of plastics in their clothes so I checked them out but everything is sad Milennial Beige Almond Mom solid neutral tones. The most exciting color I found was navy & white stripes. 😭