Swamp Crone
@swampcrone.bsky.social
31, Toronto. Night hag masquerading as a 6th level half-elf wizard.
Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?
The tan makes me feel pretty
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The tan makes me feel pretty
Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart
August 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart
I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit
August 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit
Braced, girded, ready
August 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Braced, girded, ready
Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.
That’s enough of summer, thanks
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s enough of summer, thanks
To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠
June 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠
There’s not nearly enough recognition for D&D classes as a substitute for astrology/Myers-Briggs
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There’s not nearly enough recognition for D&D classes as a substitute for astrology/Myers-Briggs
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs
(I’ll take any opportunity to remind the world this movie exists)
(I’ll take any opportunity to remind the world this movie exists)
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs
(I’ll take any opportunity to remind the world this movie exists)
(I’ll take any opportunity to remind the world this movie exists)
It was a lovey day and I’m celebrating with a comparatively scandalous Close Friends story
April 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It was a lovey day and I’m celebrating with a comparatively scandalous Close Friends story
A deep clean of the closet produced the following
March 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A deep clean of the closet produced the following
White boxer briefs sort of make me feel like a jock and forget that I own thirty-two sets of gaming dice
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
White boxer briefs sort of make me feel like a jock and forget that I own thirty-two sets of gaming dice
The melatonin didn’t work
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The melatonin didn’t work
And he’s brave for saying it
the second scariest part of hooking up, after not knowing if the guy might murder or rob you, is not knowing if they will smell good or not
February 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And he’s brave for saying it
I’m going to make the dodgeball league regret choosing a theme I’m enthusiastic about (video games)
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m going to make the dodgeball league regret choosing a theme I’m enthusiastic about (video games)
Rewatching Dimension 20’s A Crown of Candy and I think there should have been a torture sequence involving dried fruit
January 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rewatching Dimension 20’s A Crown of Candy and I think there should have been a torture sequence involving dried fruit
Don’t be deceived: I have a very feminine voice
January 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t be deceived: I have a very feminine voice
I miss delicately sussing out whether my friends were down to jerk off together
January 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I miss delicately sussing out whether my friends were down to jerk off together
I got to spend a whole day reading, so now I’ll have the bandwidth to be a gracious and kind young lady for, oh, forty-six hours or so
December 29, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I got to spend a whole day reading, so now I’ll have the bandwidth to be a gracious and kind young lady for, oh, forty-six hours or so
Yes, I’m incredibly masc 🦄
December 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Yes, I’m incredibly masc 🦄
This is me in a onesie. Direct comments, questions, and scathing remarks below.
December 16, 2024 at 2:03 AM
This is me in a onesie. Direct comments, questions, and scathing remarks below.